FLORIDA MAN

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FLORIDA MAN

Postby Mongrel » Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:55 am

This one is short and simple. Google "Florida Man (month) (number)" where month and number are your birthday. Post result.

Mine is

Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting On Another
Authorities did not reveal why [FLORIDA MAN] had traveled to East St. Louis or how he had access to the two toilets.
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Re: FLORIDA MAN

Postby Silversong » Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:05 pm

Hmm, the first and third results are about this game. But the second result is:

Florida man said he stalked family to ‘make friends,’ deputies say

A man in Florida who allegedly stalked his neighbors and went onto their property several times claims he did it “to make friends,” Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office deputies say.

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Re: FLORIDA MAN

Postby beatbandito » Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:47 pm

I rolled my eyes when I read the topic, then sighed heavily and rolled them again when I saw that local news stations calling this the 'florida man challenge' were the first things to come up. But dangit if Mongrel isn't keeping these boards at least somewhat active during the day.

I get two choices
Hot Sauce saves Florida Man after car crashes into Taco Bell

Florida Man claims shrimp boat captain threatened him with a hammer and a gun

Lt. Dan back at it again.
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Re: FLORIDA MAN

Postby Mongrel » Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:51 pm

Yeah, I don't deny that this is shamelessly ripped off from a flavour-of-the-week meme making the rounds, but we did this on the Magic boards and some of the results were just killing us, so I figured what the hell, why not.

One that wasn't mine, but which I particularly appreciated was:

Florida Man Shoved Woman Who Wouldn’t Let Him Into Her House To Eat Egg Rolls
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Re: FLORIDA MAN

Postby Brentai » Thu Mar 21, 2019 4:39 pm

Florida Man Uses Automatic Stay To Live Rent Free For Years

What did you expect? I'm a Capricorn.
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Re: FLORIDA MAN

Postby Büge » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:40 pm

Shirtless Florida man is back to take on Hurricane Florence because the Internet made it so
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Re: FLORIDA MAN

Postby François » Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:10 pm

"Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over straw sentenced to jail"

Eh, mine's your garden-variety entitled asshole.

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Re: FLORIDA MAN

Postby Grath » Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:19 pm

"Florida man shoots Facebook friend in buttocks after political argument"

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Re: FLORIDA MAN

Postby Mongrel » Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:06 am

Grath wrote:"Florida man shoots Facebook friend in buttocks after political argument"

Who among us... ?
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