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Friday's Top Ten Anime Waifus/Husbandos

Postby Friday » Wed May 15, 2019 10:09 pm

Yes you read that thread title right

We're doing this I'm all in on being a nerd now if I wasn't already, blame Esper

Here's the rules:

1. Anime only, this isn't top ten fictional
2. By "Anime" I don't mean has to be from an anime, it could be a game or a manga, but it has to be anime style, or at least sprites
3. There's going to be an exception or two because this is my list deal with it
4. I'll list ten of each, so ten girls and ten guys
5. feel free to comment telling me my waifus are shit
6. you can also praise my good taste but this is discouraged by the greater anime community

lets fucking go bitches
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Re: Friday's Top Ten Anime Waifus/Husbandos

Postby Friday » Wed May 15, 2019 10:17 pm

10. Celes Chere

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I'll be honest, in terms of early FF girls, I like Rydia visually more, but Celes has the better character, personality and development. Oh yeah if you were expecting top ten HOTTEST that's not this thread, this is about marriage.

Also Amano design 4ever fuck you Romo.

Celes is a great and well-executed example of a "melting ice queen" without losing her badass-ness. She is, in my opinion, the mainest character FF6 offers, and starting with her in the World of Ruin really gives her a chance to shine. Her despair at losing Cid and then regaining hope because a bird threw up in her mouth is one of the best moments in video games.

She also sings in an Opera that I guess was ripped off from Undertale, whatever

Plus she's just cool okay
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Re: Friday's Top Ten Anime Waifus/Husbandos

Postby Friday » Wed May 15, 2019 10:30 pm

10. Jet Black

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What, not Spike?

Spike's great but there's just something about Jet's gravely, heart of gold older man. Spike is dangerous and lethal and unstable. Jet knows how to treat a lady, you know?

Jet's starring episode, on board the prison ship where the convicts have taken over, is one of my favorite (if not my actual favorite) episodes in the series. There's just something about his persona that I find very attractive.

I was going to say I managed to avoid having my first Husbando not be a cowboy but he's from Cowboy Bebop so I guess not.

Anyway, Jet's the type to play it tough but under that hard as nails exterior there lies a big ol' softy. Ein knows it and that's why they got on so well.

I know picking Jet screams Daddy issues and I just don't care. Sometimes you just want someone who has his shit together. I don't want Jet to take care of me, per se, but I wouldn't mind it. I just want him to sit with me on my bed and talk about old times and smoke a cigarette. Maybe hold my hand and laugh at a bad joke and cough. Uh.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I find him very ideal for companionship. He's not the greatest looking but who gives a shit. He's tough and caring and smart and he'll always be there for you. And I mean come on, robot arm.
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Postby Friday » Wed May 15, 2019 10:38 pm

9. Sakaki (Azumanga Daioh)

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Ok I admit it I'm basically Kaori

She's just so cooooool

Also giant girl secretly loves cute things is my weakness okay

Go watch Azumanga if you don't know who this is, it's fucking great and doesn't have lewd shit all over it like every other anime
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Re: Friday's Top Ten Anime Waifus/Husbandos

Postby Friday » Wed May 15, 2019 10:49 pm

9. Kanji Tatsumi

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GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT

oh boy. A bad boy with a heart of gold. That look. That pure masculine aggression. That homosexuality wait what

Kanji may or may not be "gay" in the traditional sense of the word, and that's fine. He's exploring his sexuality in a really well written arc. It would have been very easy to write him poorly but whoever wrote him did a great job. It's just a shame I have to steal his beloved away from him.

Oh well.

For those of you who haven't played Persona 4, Kanji is a troubled youth who overcompensates for his less traditional manly traits (like loving to knit) by being a fucking one-man biker gang IN YOUR AREA. As the game goes on, he learns that who you really are is more important than what society expects from you, culminating in him un-bleaching his hair and becoming 10 times less attractive I'm sorry we're getting a divorce unless you start being a bad boy again goodbye
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Re: Friday's Top Ten Anime Waifus/Husbandos

Postby Friday » Wed May 15, 2019 10:58 pm

8. Chie Satonaka

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TWO P4 CHARACTERS IN A ROW?

I'm sorry. It was a fsteak.

Chie is the best tomboy around. She will kick your ass and then eat an entire cow and then dominate Yukiko. In bed. With a banana. Head.

Listen Chie is great and cute and tough and surprisingly vulnerable. YES TOUGH CHARACTER ACTUALLY SWEET/KIND/CUTE is my, and a lot of other people's, thing. Chie is seriously great and well written though. She's also a great friend-only should you choose to go down that route with her. Her idea of a good time is beating up bullies and watching old kung-fu movies. What else could you ask of a girl? (Besides elf ears, a metal bikini, and the ability to turn into a plane, I mean.)
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Postby Friday » Wed May 15, 2019 11:19 pm

8. Alucard/Arikado/Adrian Tepes

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Believe it or not, I don't usually go for girly vampire boys with open shirts. Alucard is the exception.

He's just so graceful and gothic. He's like king prettyboy vampire, at least in my heart (even if Vampire Hunter D is canonically).

Also, Arikado flavor Alucard is just as good if not better, so there's that. OKAY ITS BETTER MARS I ADMIT IT

I'm sure I don't have to go on. Everyone has played SotN and come on be honest as a het cis male you would suck Alucard's dick if he let you

okay maybe not, but you'd let him be the big spoon

just be careful he doesn't STEAL your SOUL by gazing too long into his eyes
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Postby Friday » Wed May 15, 2019 11:34 pm

7. Tohru

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I'd eat her tail.
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Re: Friday's Top Ten Anime Waifus/Husbandos

Postby Friday » Wed May 15, 2019 11:39 pm

7. Kyon

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A bit of an odd choice, perhaps, I know. I like Kyon because he's human and flawed, quick to become irritated, and kind of shitty a lot of the time.

But in the end he really does try to help people (well, his friends at least) and probably earns his harem's love more than any other harem anime MC I've seen. He's also easy on the eyes, for an anime high school boy.

however, ten points have been deducted for not doing your fucking homework.
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Postby Friday » Thu May 16, 2019 5:04 am

6. Alice Fateburn

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Uh oh we've entered monster girl land

None of you know who this is, and those of you who do, do you mind if I ask you the time?

"Female lead of monstergirl porn game with better writing, personality, and character arc than most fiction" is probably enough to describe Alice to those of you who don't share in my taste of more... exotic women. I actually sort of like a different female lead in the same game more, but in the end I wouldn't want to marry Granberia because come on I don't enjoy swordfighting THAT MUCH CAN WE JUST HAVE REGULAR SEX ONCE IN A WHILE
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Postby Friday » Thu May 16, 2019 5:15 am

6. Leon Kennedy

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Oh Leon, you big lovable goof. God I love you so much. And your hair is amazing.

Leon isn't a cowboy and thank god because I would have devoted my life to making him real and unleashed some sort of sex robot apocalypse on the world, destroying us all.

But that's basically his only flaw, so. Even the bad puns are a plus.

If I was Ashley I would have not taken no for an answer, I'll tell you that. I would have pinned Leon right to that jet ski and made him go through a series of complicated quick time events resulting in an instant game over until he said yes.
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Postby Friday » Thu May 16, 2019 6:29 am

5. Rachnera Arachnera

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TWO MONSTERGIRLS IN A ROW?!

okay yeah but I promise the rest of the girls are human (or close enough) from now on.

That's about the most chaste picture I could find of Rachnee, she's, uh, well...

Let's just say don't google her at work.

Rachnee is my guilty pleasure in my top ten girls in that she's not really much of a character and more of a pin up model for my fetishes. She's got a character and an arc but it's far, far in the background to the ecchi shit that is always in the forefront of the manga/anime. Basically she's a cold bitch who enjoys bondage play (spider, remember) and hates everyone until the MC tells her that his favorite thing about girls are their legs.

Rachnee is the sadistic top to end all tops but as usual her appeal to me is because she's got a cute side and blushes whenever the MC is nice to her. What can I say, I'm a sucker.
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Re: Friday's Top Ten Anime Waifus/Husbandos

Postby beatbandito » Thu May 16, 2019 6:32 am

You missed your chance to make Jet 10 and Rhint Celonias 9. Very disappointing.
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Postby Friday » Thu May 16, 2019 6:33 am

5. Shichika Yasuri

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And now for my male entry in "you don't know who the fuck this is."

Go watch Katanagatari.

I literally can't talk about his character and arc and how fucking amazing he is without massive spoilers!

The end.
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Postby Friday » Thu May 16, 2019 6:45 am

4. Naoto Shirogane

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Another Persona 4 character what is the world coming to

Naoto is a woman trapped in a man's world. She, Shakespeare in mind, disguises herself as a man in order to pursue the life she wants for herself. She's not even sure she's a woman because she's never really felt like what society expects a woman to be. She's the female version of Kanji's arc and it's not by accident that Kanji is into her, even when he thinks Naoto is a boy.

Naoto is smart, capable, kind, generous, calm, collected, cute, valiant, sexy, and pure of heart. If you date her she even questions if she's becoming more girly to be true to herself, or just to please you, but thankfully she decides to embrace her inner woman and grow her hair out in a sequel manga hnnnnnnnnnnngggg.
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Postby Friday » Thu May 16, 2019 7:05 am

4. Auron

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Auron is the fucking best. What a silverfox. Samurai.

His no nonsense demeanor and straight to the point honesty has him spilling every secret in the game within the first few hours. It's just that Tidus refuses to believe any of it and has to be dragged along against his will so Auron can keep his promise to Tidus' drunk dad who turned into a giant monster so Tidus, who isn't real, can kill his dad and save the world.

uh, anyway.

Auron is super hot in an incredible masculine, mysterious yet honest way that few men even dare to dream to possess. You're probably thinking "man, Friday, you said your guy fetish was cowboys what is this samurai trash doing here where are the cowboys" well uh it turns out there aren't many good anime cowboys okay sorry
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Postby beatbandito » Thu May 16, 2019 7:16 am

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Postby Friday » Thu May 16, 2019 3:24 pm

3. Satsuki Kiryuin



My sexual orientation is Satsuki Kiryuin.
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Postby Friday » Thu May 16, 2019 3:34 pm

3. Yangus

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I don't really like prettyboys (unless they're also Leon) and they infest anime and games, so that's why most of my guy picks are older guys or weirdos.

Yangus is intentionally ugly so you know he's got to be "packing" a lot of personality. Plus oh my god cockney accent. Yangus is the ultimate bro. He'll av' a drink with ya guv and then carry your drunk ass to bed. I wouldn't even need to marry him, really, he's just as good as a friend.

Though I wouldn't mind having him get my cor slimy.
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