"Phew, I got the Sea Spider! That sure wasn't easy! But what do we have next? "Steal Survey Data" for 100,000? The last mission was for 330,000, so it can't be THAT hard." Can't be THAT hard... be THAT hard... THAT hard... hard... echo... echo... I'm kind of liking the variety of...

This is just bugging me for some reason: Google Image Search for "Tianamen Square Tank Man" Turns Up AI-Generated Selfie . By my clicking around, it shows up higher or lower by computer logic I won't pretend to understand. Either way, it sucks and I hate it, and I feel you should hate it t...

So, we're gonna charge you based on some funny math we won't explain to you?

"...a big spider? Just hit it with a shoe, 621."

"IT'S WEARING MY SHOES"

No AC thread? It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. I just met the Sea Spider, and my usual nutcracker isn't working, possibly due to operator error. It staggers easy enough, but it's also dangerous at nearly any range. Doesn't help that every attack is red, so figuring out the cues feels a l...

Let's see how Mastodon links work here:
https://brontosin.space/@RikerGoogling@ ... 2685937385

I like a lot of the posts from this one, too:
https://brontosin.space/@WorfEmail@bots ... 8113144453

It's not often that I say this, but great job, supreme court! Well said!

Has anyone else heard of this shit going on with the Houston Independent School District? Where the Mike Miles, the new superintendent, is forcing the district's schools to follow his super austere guidelines? Shit's awful if true, chums. He's basically a hostile state takeover with the apparent aim...

Sorry, but that video paired with that avatar makes me think she's the one doing that speedrun.


GOTTA GET LAID FAST

...bah. Let's just pretend I found a clip of Johnny in MGS1 going "What the HELL are you doing??"

(watching Kiddo 01 playing Tears of the Kingdom)

(dramatic high-stakes moment, epic music and solemn characters talking big)

(Link is there in a Miner's set that's been dyed bright green, holding a mushroom shield and wielding a sword glued onto the end of another sword)

Unfortunate rotations, huh...?

I'm not sure if this is the spot for vaccine bullshit, but I'll live and learn. Anyway: Cool People with Great Judgement are Questioning Pet Vaccines, Including Rabies . Some people express concern that vaccines may give dogs autism, a claim backed up by no scientific evidence. I'm going to scream u...

Samuel Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Plumber, dead at 49. For the most part, he can rest in piss. I'm not saying he started the Tea Party movement or anything, but he sure as hell wasn't part of the solution. But that age is bothering me for some reason. Maybe it's because he was barely ten years older...

Not much of anything, but I felt I had to share:

"Brutus? How long have you been sitting in the stream like that?"

"silly human, time is an illusion for those who cant hear the song of universe"

"Brutus..."

"bout twenty minutes"

I guess what worries me is how this might not be the last. There's been a lot of talk lately about how oceans in general are getting warmer, and hey what happens in places where the water is hot? Oh yeah, hurricanes! Wouldn't that be great if my state becomes both drought land AND a hurricane zone? ...

Seconding the uhhhh. I'll report if our house becomes a boat by Tuesday??

I forget, what do we think about Castlevania? Because:

Rachel Maddie mentioned that on her show last week and how the total funds for any of those state parties were in the double digits. The way she put it, you could buy a state GOP for less than the cost of a new Xbox game.