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by Yoji
Fri Sep 23, 2022 2:08 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too
Replies: 223
Views: 39080

Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Not a story about California, but could probably apply just as well further south on the Ring of Fire:
When the Big One Hits Portland, cargo bikers will save you
by Yoji
Sun Sep 18, 2022 1:07 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 2592
Views: 386659

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

So many stupid signs demanding English as the official language, but this one always pops up first.

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by Yoji
Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:04 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Buttcoin
Replies: 282
Views: 57273

Re: Buttcoin

Our internet funny money is now electrically inefficient on the scale of an MMO instead of a steel foundry :D
by Yoji
Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:23 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Webcomics and
Replies: 334
Views: 83111

Re: Webcomics and

Wow, Vattu has finished after 12 years over at rice-boy.com. I'm having trouble thinking of a good webcomic that finished so tidily, especially one running so long.
by Yoji
Sun Sep 11, 2022 11:00 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Ol' shoot 'em in the leg
Replies: 169
Views: 12244

Re: Ol' shoot 'em in the leg

Man, I can hear him saying that while wearing a pair of aviators.
by Yoji
Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:57 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Trump Leaving Office Poll (Part 2)
Replies: 338
Views: 21087

Re: Trump Leaving Office Poll (Part 2)

I remember hearing him brag about what a fine sunny day it was when he was inaugurated, even though there are pictures of him giving his speech with people sitting behind him in goddamned rain ponchos. If given the chance, he would literally piss on your feet and tell you it was raining.
by Yoji
Fri Sep 09, 2022 9:06 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 495
Views: 107557

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

I just woke up from... I don't really know what it was. I think someone described it as a "millennial utopia?" I was wandering around some dark arched halls lined with doors that I think lead to homes, each lit by a soft orange candle-like light. Some disconnected voice said "one of t...
by Yoji
Thu Sep 08, 2022 2:10 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Obituaries
Replies: 1311
Views: 222868

Re: Obituaries

Am I going to hell because my first thought upon hearing the headline was "96 years old? good game"?
by Yoji
Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:47 pm
Forum: Community Projects
Topic: the big dumb game ideas megathread
Replies: 82
Views: 25287

Re: the big dumb game ideas megathread

Not my idea, but the idea of an FPS set in a mecha game world like Armored Core where you just play as a foot soldier. Because I think I'd play the shit out of that.
by Yoji
Sun Sep 04, 2022 5:09 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Obituaries
Replies: 1311
Views: 222868

Re: Obituaries

Thinking again about... was it on Some More News? Is that where I'm getting this? Anyway, thinking again about an idea for potential perks and costs of being the president. PERKS: You get to be the president COSTS: You go straight to prison after All the benefits and rules for removal still stand, b...
by Yoji
Sat Sep 03, 2022 11:56 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 895
Views: 171414

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

...Luigi's Mansion and Death Stranding are more alike than I thought:
- Blue collar heros
- Fighting ghosts
- Big backpacks
- Not game-of-the-year, but I'm glad it exists
by Yoji
Fri Sep 02, 2022 12:50 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 1007
Views: 187982

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Oh crap, I just imagined them learning to yell "Liquid!" and "SNAAAAAKE!!!" at each other with increasing volume, like as a game
by Yoji
Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:24 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 1007
Views: 187982

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

...my daughter just tried to escape from time out by sneaking underneath a cardboard box. I'd be tickled if I weren't so blindingly frustrated with her (she peed her pants, fought her way through the entire potty break, and tried to pinch and bite her way out of getting dressed).
by Yoji
Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:06 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Trump Leaving Office Poll (Part 2)
Replies: 338
Views: 21087

Re: Trump Leaving Office Poll (Part 2)

I figured we were bound to live through something historic, whatever that might be. But I never thought it'd be so stupid.
by Yoji
Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:37 am
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Insane in the Ukraine
Replies: 811
Views: 52542

Re: Insane in the Ukraine

I normally try not to judge people on looks; it's generally kind of tacky and unfair.

That said, goddamn does she look like a render or high-poly model of a PS3 villain.
by Yoji
Thu Aug 25, 2022 10:35 am
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Ol' shoot 'em in the leg
Replies: 169
Views: 12244

Re: Ol' shoot 'em in the leg

Probably said it before, but I get so fucking annoyed with the whole Let's Go Brandon thing. Like... you know you can just say "fuck Jeff Bidet," right? I can say it, too. I do it frequently! Watch me go! Fuck Jeff Bidet! That centrist stooge tries to play nice with an opposing party that ...
by Yoji
Mon Aug 22, 2022 1:22 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 773
Views: 166152

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

Might fit better in Hot Tweets, but the rest of the account has water sausages doing funny things, so...
by Yoji
Fri Aug 19, 2022 2:29 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 1032
Views: 29430

Re: #Tell Friday

Still clearing out tabs and likes, may as well share
by Yoji
Thu Aug 18, 2022 6:34 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 1032
Views: 29430

Re: #Tell Friday

I was looking through my hellsite Likes to find a gif from Dead Static Drive with the car cartwheeling off the road and through a forest, all while the passenger talk bubble says "we're making great time!"

I could not find it.

But I found this along the way:
by Yoji
Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:00 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 2592
Views: 386659

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Pretty good, but holy shit skip the comments on that one. EDIT: But if you don't, get your reporting fingers warmed up.