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by atog
Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:13 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 35
Views: 4503

Re: Lost and Found

Thad wrote:A Crush of Lucifer is a newly-discovered, previously-unreleased Vectrex game.

good fucking god I haven't heard about this console since before the Big Bang

My mom got us a Vectrex with Minestorm back in 1983 and my sis and I fought over it so bitterly she took it back ;_;
by atog
Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:02 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1288
Views: 274303

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

It sounds like they cribbed a perennial list of rejected/retired Minecraft mechanics and windmill slammed them into the game. Along with the classic Kung Fu movie soundtrack delay for important telegraphed cues for AI attacks. Which I can totally see being a legit issue if you're playing this shit o...
by atog
Mon Feb 19, 2024 4:30 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Our Boys In Blue
Replies: 913
Views: 206284

Re: Our Boys In Blue

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I AM GROOT (FUCK THA PO-LICE)
by atog
Sun Feb 18, 2024 4:42 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1288
Views: 274303

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Waiting my turn to play through, thinking of all the oldey-tymey classified ads for mail-order patent medicines, replete with florid, bogus testimonials from satisfied customers and fellow druggists: "I haven't been able to move my bowels in about 16 years, due to a war wound. Our doctor had ex...
by atog
Sat Jan 13, 2024 9:08 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Do you drink the cereal milk
Replies: 18
Views: 1659

Re: Do you drink the cereal milk

I have a bad tooth that I'm slow-rolling towards a root canal. I need to soak my cereal good in milk before I can chew it. Therefore there's hardly enough left to drink, but I do pour off what I can save for the next day. Or use it in cocoa, which makes for interesting bits in the cocoa :/
by atog
Thu Jan 04, 2024 2:53 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2198
Views: 227046

Re: #Tell Friday

For some reason in my head anyone with less than 150 hp seems like they would be poor performers in bed. Sorry scoot/sniper/spy. As for relationship skills, while good food, music, and drink are the way to a woman's heart, nobody builds a cozier nest than Engie. Medic is right out. Although he gets ...
by atog
Wed Oct 18, 2023 2:09 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 801
Views: 214368

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

Büge wrote:@atog @mongrel

Jake and Elwood need a box like this

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Every box ever brought into this home is this, implicitly.
It's written on every side, every flap, in cat hair/dander/tink.
by atog
Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:06 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Mein Kraft
Replies: 247
Views: 53077

Re: Mein Kraft

Right? Every fucking time it's like 1: Copper Boulder 2: Fart Golem 3: Bagel Shaped Cow The armadillo is particularly egregious when there's already a mob that drops scutes. Just use that for dog armor on account of nobody bothers making the turtle hat anyway. Compact logic gates when? Recipe for b...
by atog
Mon Sep 25, 2023 10:17 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2198
Views: 227046

Re: #Tell Friday

Also even in several passages in De Bello Gallico, Caesar acknowledges Titus Labienus is a sadistic martinet. Patriot, yes. Unafraid to speak truth to power, yes. Legitimately clinically sadist, getting in various scrapes because he brutalized cadets, also yes. Maybe Patton's delusion of having been...
by atog
Sun Sep 24, 2023 10:57 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2198
Views: 227046

Re: #Tell Friday

It honestly tweedles my dee when I hear other people saying Cicero rocks. He often gets painted with the same shitbrush as the entire legal profession because countless shysters and crooked judges have plaster busts of Cicero installed in their workspaces. It's almost a cliche in movies featuring al...
by atog
Thu Aug 31, 2023 6:54 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1708
Views: 377383

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Nebraska man pulled over while driving car with giant Watusi bull named Howdy Doody riding shotgun Look, I know it's not safe, but apart from the calling the cops part, this is the kind of news story I can get behind. https://globalnews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Howdy-doody.webp?w=2048 (apparen...
by atog
Thu Aug 31, 2023 2:57 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 1075
Views: 253503

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

yeah watching this going on while an old lady dithered and fumbled with her debit card was somewhat entertaining and a bit of a relief, since the old lady in question was not me, for a change
by atog
Thu Aug 31, 2023 2:54 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: VIDEODROME
Replies: 1129
Views: 296202

Re: VIDEODROME

This is me, down to the square chin and puffy raw spud face with the clenched gash in it for lips
by atog
Thu Aug 31, 2023 2:31 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 523
Views: 147821

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Or what they looked like 350 million years ago.

HOT AMPHIBIOUS ONIICHAN LAYING EGGS IN ONE POND, AND RUNNING OVER LAND TO CATCH MOSQUITOES IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT POND
by atog
Sun Aug 20, 2023 3:25 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2198
Views: 227046

Re: #Tell Friday

7 Days to Die raid on the construction site, but with cute
by atog
Sun Aug 20, 2023 3:07 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too
Replies: 237
Views: 53227

Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Like I said before, my hometown burning down was just a preview of the megafires to come. Not California, but relevant: Lahaina, Maui has burned to the ground. https://i.imgur.com/YMoWtR8.png One of my favorite places to grab a bite when I was on Maui. Beautiful and historic town with a wonderful m...
by atog
Fri Jul 21, 2023 12:18 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2198
Views: 227046

Re: #Tell Friday

The minis world does need more table-commanding dominatrices, especially ones with colour gradients that are impossible to get right unless you're an airbrush shugenja
by atog
Fri Jul 21, 2023 12:14 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: What about a thread for good news?
Replies: 322
Views: 88647

Re: What about a thread for good news?

Honestly, I don't think Schwarzenegger would be any worse a president than Biden is. And Biden winning as a Republican would be pretty fucking awesome news. It still points to a larger question, "why are we tapping Hollywood and/or WWE for our future leaders? Aren't these basically incubators ...
by atog
Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:45 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Diablo: What fresh hell is this?
Replies: 152
Views: 48546

Re: Diablo: What fresh hell is this?

On another game server for a shitty clone of D2/D3: <Fuck You GGG>: blizz is like that gf that cheats on you 38 times but u still pick up when she calls <Basketball_Jones>: [Grinding Gear Games] is the drunken bf that beats you up every time you do literally anything outside of the kitchen, and thro...
by atog
Thu Jul 20, 2023 4:28 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Diablo: What fresh hell is this?
Replies: 152
Views: 48546

Re: Diablo: What fresh hell is this?

A lot of this kind of shit is genuinely unintentionally exploitive, but I would not put it past any corp to seed in an overtuned reward or two on purpose, to feed the FOMO rush of early birds. As soon as there's enough buzz, the nerf patch comes along and removes or nerfs the honeypot because other ...