Most of my early education memories are a clumsy pastiche of getting in fights, getting sent to the principal's office, doing stupid shit, getting beat up, skipping class, and being bullied. Most of it I had coming. I had a big smart mouth and no street sense. No respect for teachers or rules, stole...

Biden stiffened in terror as the flashbacks began. He lay strapped onto a table, gagged and drugged. The Dragon God entered him from below, sliding, twisting, turning his massive bulk and length in the nooks and crannies of Joe's plumbing. A ninja, in celadon-green mask, cap, and gown, leaned over h...

I started following Evan Urquhart on Mastodon; he runs a site called Assigned Media that examines anti-trans bias in the news media. He has a post today called Washington Post Both-Sides Medical Consensus on Affirming Care ; in particular he takes issue with this paragraph in a Post story: Republic...

I was in a playtest for a new Jackbox game I was able to use brontonight jackbox expertise to really help give insight to potential changes and when it eventually comes out, I'm pretty sure you all'll enjoy it. Hopefully the name I pitched sticks around. It was a good one. Yeah but y u no come play...

"So George, we heard you mention you're an ex-pro football player. What's that all about?"

"Yeah I led my campaign team in Russian last season"

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"i'm laughing so hard...the monk is an absolute unit"

i'm too lazy to scan my actual German Odyssey Mudhole card and post it here. A fairly picky Google image search isn't giving me the best result either. But suffice to say....


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Just gonna preface this by saying I'm not a vet, so please make an appointment with your vet to talk this over and gather as much data as you can from the sources. Kidney disease can cause electrolyte imbalances, which can cause arrhythmias. Cats can also get arrhythmias due to any combination of th...

+1 over here with a beggin' bowl

god that thing looks geologic

THAT HIT THE SPOT YAYUH

LET'S DO THAT AGAIN AWW YISS

Now Playing - Aphex Twin - Windowlicker (Boards of Canada Festive Rmx)

Someone needs to pony up to "verify" Italian Elon Musk asap

I don't even really know what happened in my case. For some reason I ended up being drawn to friendships with women who were clearly too old for me to have any romantic interest in And then he married one of them OH SNAP ------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

yeah I figured they were just scrambling. I was headed down to the lobby with our handcart when they met me at the top floor, straining to move these fuckers out the elevator. it's one of those "if I could afford a car" moments. If I could just go to the curbside and load $350 worth of cat...

Backstory: Our apartment building is notoriously un-accessible. It has an elevator, but no ramp from either the street or the garage, so tenants and visitors must use the stairs to get in the front door. The property owners have decided to replace the old, creaky constantly-breaking-down elevator st...

"And that is how the magical Tor Othurventa became the eternal fondue fountain you see, smell, and taste today. That concludes today's tour of the Mystical Fabulous Forest. Don't forget to pickup a packet of fresh-baked Dipping Brioche as you exit the tour gondola. Au revoir! Auf Wiedersehen! C...

If we're lucky, we could find one of those servers with the halloween mask easter eggs and scoutspam until our eyes bled

Mongrel wrote:Appreciate that detour though Warsaw.

*pipeline passes beneath the brewery neighbourhood* *complicated system of exchanges whereby Pilsner Urquell is bled off and replaced by a similar volume of Ursa or Ciechan*

one o' these things ain't like the other