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by atog
Sun Nov 03, 2024 1:59 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Science!
Replies: 839
Views: 264010

Re: Science!

The wheels on NASA's Curiosity rover after 12 years on Mars. https://i.imgur.com/JtTQxrs.jpeg Marvin: "I'd just like to remind you sorry pack of Earthlings that I'm not here to remind you about your extended rover warranty, and that I live here, so would you kindly dry up and blow away in the ...
by atog
Mon Oct 14, 2024 7:27 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Race: The Final Frontier
Replies: 178
Views: 66448

Re: Race: The Final Frontier

Mongrel wrote:Update:

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FAFO

Time to get her resume spiffed up for the NYT, I guess
by atog
Fri Aug 23, 2024 3:47 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Pets!
Replies: 214
Views: 76211

Re: Pets!

What a sweet beepy ol' lady. give that woman all the hugs and tummy rubs
by atog
Fri Aug 23, 2024 3:43 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2856
Views: 391283

Re: #Tell Friday

I guess he kept all the letters for some reason! I was thinking about this today. Why the fuck would a guy selling a faulty product keep all his bad reviews? I mean, these are stone slabs, right? They take up physical space, are heavy, etc. The only reason I can think of is he did it as a kind of t...
by atog
Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:32 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Nature
Replies: 37
Views: 9420

Re: Nature

Friday wrote:
I also like little streams.


oh man you know how I talk about how gay I am for strong musclegirl goth gfs or whatever yeah I am so much more gay for little streams

They like it when you call them "Riffle"
by atog
Thu Jul 18, 2024 12:50 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Jernalism!
Replies: 879
Views: 207927

Re: Jernalism!

Yes, but the reason the AP article only talks about the AP poll and doesn't compare it to other polls is it's an AP poll . I don't care for the editorializing (the WaPo's "significantly undercuts" line is a pretty direct lift from the AP's "sharply undercutting" language), but i...
by atog
Thu Jul 11, 2024 12:44 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Obituaries
Replies: 1642
Views: 394267

Re: Obituaries

Mongrel wrote::(

She was talented enough to turn up anywhere, in anything, playing just about any role, but I'll always have a fond childhood memory of her as Popeye's favourite goil.


This hits hard.
by atog
Tue Jun 18, 2024 3:02 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 546
Views: 180028

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

OH man, dream songs and dream ideas and secret words and poetry and all that are just like that for me always - absolutely real and coherent and natural one moment, but the minute you're awake, or close to awake, they're gone without so much as a hint. I dreamed once that a bunch of R&B/soul mas...
by atog
Tue Jun 18, 2024 2:43 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2856
Views: 391283

Re: #Tell Friday

I forgot to post this back when it happened, but the theme was "Are You Talking To Me?" and this specific set was "Talking Dogs". https://i.imgur.com/XPhg20R.jpeg The choices were: ⋅ Family Guy ⋅ Isle of Dogs ⋅ Up ⋅ Air Bud ⋅ Air...
by atog
Sat Jun 15, 2024 9:09 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: QUILTBAG
Replies: 405
Views: 143873

Re: QUILTBAG

Was the only teacher to put a hand on my shoulder and tell me that everything was going to be alright when my repeated class cutting and scams all came crashing down (fake parent notes, fake doctor notes) and I was sent into the administration meat-grinder. Was about 1 micro-meter from suicide, wil...
by atog
Mon Jun 10, 2024 11:43 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2856
Views: 391283

Re: #Tell Friday

In case it hasn't appeared here recently
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by atog
Thu May 30, 2024 1:56 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: The Palestine Thread: because the I in Israel stands for "illegal occupation"
Replies: 35
Views: 6730

Re: The Palestine Thread: because the I in Israel stands for "illegal occupation"

Nikki Haley's guide to performative support for Israel Visit the Holocaust museums and memorial halls Virtually any arts venue: theatre, music, sculpture, radio, TV guest speaker, etc Visit schools, hospitals, churches/synagogues and listen to civilians Visit and listen to minorities living inside I...
by atog
Mon May 27, 2024 5:25 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2856
Views: 391283

Re: #Tell Friday

Jake has a habit of using the router plug as a step stool to get up on the spare bed in Buge's old room. It knocks out the internet if it's not plugged in all the way. We just spent 4 hours with no connection going WTF and then another half hour on hold with tech support when we successfully trouble...
by atog
Sun May 26, 2024 6:39 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2856
Views: 391283

Re: #Tell Friday

Dream Jobs Part XXVIII: The Heffalump Sitter
by atog
Mon May 20, 2024 3:48 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2856
Views: 391283

Re: #Tell Friday

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by atog
Wed May 15, 2024 2:31 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2856
Views: 391283

Re: #Tell Friday

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2R4GVkLys4w To be fair, they're more closely related among mammals than some people might guess :3 (They're in the same suborder, 'Caniformia', formally described as "dog-like" carnivorans. "They include dogs (wolves, foxes, etc.), bears, raccoons, and ...
by atog
Sat May 11, 2024 4:48 am
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1773
Views: 459233

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Not going to link to the New York Times, but it turns out that in RFK Jr's case, "brainworms" is not a figure of speech. The dude literally had part of his brain eaten by a parasite. And in case that wasn't on-the-nose enough, apparently the "thimerosol causes autism" guy also h...
by atog
Sun May 05, 2024 7:07 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2856
Views: 391283

Re: #Tell Friday

Friday wrote:

an all-star cast of character(s) :3
by atog
Thu May 02, 2024 1:55 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 546
Views: 180028

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

I didn't want to wake up this morning because I was having a great brobdingnagian sad dream about how one of my favourite childhood stars, in the dream represented by a mix of Selena Gomez, Andre 3000, and Jack Black, was trying to get his dreamy love song into the top 40 but it kept being ousted by...
by atog
Thu May 02, 2024 1:45 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2856
Views: 391283

Re: #Tell Friday

You could do worse than raise kids on a steady diet of Star Trek jokes, strong female role models, respect for the NBA team composition rules, and other animals showing humans how to live our best life.