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by nosimpleway
Thu Dec 08, 2022 2:24 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Oh those pet peeves
Replies: 603
Views: 122786

Re: Oh those pet peeves

As a lefty pulling a trigger with my right index finger to shoot a gun feels about as natural as pushing one of the face buttons to jam the accelerator, makes no difference to me. While LPing Terraria I got a cramp in my finger a couple times from all the long farming sessions, just gripping the con...
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 07, 2022 9:55 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 942
Views: 175804

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

...So is a fire extinguisher.

I dunno how you put out a grease flame with your bare hands and I don't want to find out.
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:07 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 942
Views: 175804

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Trays that let you carry more than one thing are a significant upgrade. So is a table that can hold more than one item on it. So is a sink that can hold more than one dish at a time. So is a mop. So is a knife . I guess that's why every step of every process takes so goddamn long. You don't have any...
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:57 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 942
Views: 175804

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Every once in a while I buy another restaurant making game, figuring it'd be a good time to play and document like Adventure Bar Story. None of them have been any fun, though. PlateUp! is a roguelite take on the genre, where after a run you can spend the cash you made on upgrades for the next run. A...
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:35 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 942
Views: 175804

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Dorfromantik advertises itself as an extremely chill puzzle game. You get hex-shaped tiles of terrain, and plunk them down on a map. If the borders of the hex you placed match the borders they're up against -- prairie to prairie, road to road, forest to forest, field to field, or whatever -- you get...
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:23 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 1179
Views: 36610

Re: #Tell Friday






"What can you bring to a relationship?"
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 07, 2022 12:50 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Oh those pet peeves
Replies: 603
Views: 122786

Re: Oh those pet peeves

I hate that XBox-style prompts became the standard, because dammit I grew up on the SNES, and the labels are the same but the layout is different. You say "A", I'm reaching for the button on the right, not the one on the bottom.
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 06, 2022 11:25 pm
Forum: Twit...pffffhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Topic: Trump Leaving Office Poll (Part 2)
Replies: 375
Views: 23571

Re: Trump Leaving Office Poll (Part 2)

Best to hope for is that the findings in this trial factor into the presumably-upcoming, come-on-any-day-now trials for Trump himself. Nevertheless.
by nosimpleway
Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:53 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: What was planted in faith? Let's not Dig Up in Terraria!
Replies: 102
Views: 2640

Re: What was planted in faith? Let's not Dig Up in Terraria!

http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/terraria/lp_terraria_0844.png The place with even less :effort: than the outer wall, the cavern. There's no natural-looking wall that doesn't invite monsters to spawn, and damned if I know how I started growing red moss on one side of the space but not the...
by nosimpleway
Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:19 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: What was planted in faith? Let's not Dig Up in Terraria!
Replies: 102
Views: 2640

Re: What was planted in faith? Let's not Dig Up in Terraria!

With the main questline finished, Moon Lord defeated a dozen times over, what qualifies for sidequests done, having crafted the Zenith and earned the Terraprisma, and filled the bestiary to get the Universal Pylon, there's not much left to do. I could build a golf course if I wanted, I guess, but I'...
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 04, 2022 11:55 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 1179
Views: 36610

Re: #Tell Friday

Just saw the title card for a show about anthropomorphic fire trucks on Disney+ called "Fire Buds"

where are the Water Buds and Earth Buds

("Everything changed when the Fire Buds attacked.")
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 04, 2022 11:33 am
Forum: Media
Topic: VIDEODROME
Replies: 1036
Views: 219017

Re: VIDEODROME

oh shit it da grink
by nosimpleway
Fri Dec 02, 2022 11:07 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 1179
Views: 36610

Re: #Tell Friday

Lady Dmitrampus
by nosimpleway
Wed Nov 30, 2022 2:51 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 1179
Views: 36610

Re: #Tell Friday

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by nosimpleway
Mon Nov 28, 2022 5:19 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 1026
Views: 192785

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Three months ago: laid off Three weeks ago: "Hey do you wanna come pick up your check or should we mail it?" does direct deposit not work anymore "Nope" Two weeks ago: "Are you coming or what?" my daughter had a cold and I was busy with that, what mailing address do you...
by nosimpleway
Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:43 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 1179
Views: 36610

Re: #Tell Friday

by nosimpleway
Sun Nov 27, 2022 2:06 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: What was planted in faith? Let's not Dig Up in Terraria!
Replies: 102
Views: 2640

Re: What was planted in faith? Let's not Dig Up in Terraria!

http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/terraria/lp_terraria_0806.png That's most of 'em... as it turns out, all the variation deserts I've been building can't spawn the monsters I'm looking for. Deserts spawn Ghouls, and there are variations for Crimson, Corrupt, and Hallow. But they won't spaw...
by nosimpleway
Sun Nov 27, 2022 1:48 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: What was planted in faith? Let's not Dig Up in Terraria!
Replies: 102
Views: 2640

Re: What was planted in faith? Let's not Dig Up in Terraria!

http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/terraria/lp_terraria_0795.png In a small mercy, the in-game bestiary automatically moves all blank entries to the end so you can figure out what you're missing. Of course, there's no in-game hints as to what each number is, so it's another "look it up...
by nosimpleway
Thu Nov 24, 2022 7:25 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Birthday thread: Rebirth
Replies: 231
Views: 57902

Re: The Birthday thread: Rebirth

Of all the vampires in the world you choose the one with the insatiable hunger for numbers instead of blood
by nosimpleway
Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:33 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 1179
Views: 36610

Re: #Tell Friday

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