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by nosimpleway
Sat Jul 31, 2021 6:37 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 736
Views: 129628

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

man i want a big meaty loop hero expansion to have more excuses to play it. Just got the last cheevo for it, so I guess unless I want to twiddle my thumbs to try to find the superbosses I guess I'm done. When you run up against the final boss in runs after you beat him the first time, your PC asks ...
by nosimpleway
Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:32 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 722
Views: 131660

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

I said it in #finalfight a couple days ago and she didn't argue at the time: asking whether Friday likes dogs or cats is like asking whether she likes inhaling or exhaling.
by nosimpleway
Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:08 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 722
Views: 131660

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

So what I'm hearing is that Friday, with her glistening impenetrable carapace and acid blood, should have befriended the mountain lion that broke into her garage that one time
by nosimpleway
Sat Jul 24, 2021 7:19 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Regular-Forum Fervor! Let's Play the Sims 4!
Replies: 66
Views: 2567

Re: Regular-Forum Fervor! Let's Play the Sims 4!

Uh... why? I haven't updated in two months and ngl lie I'd already considered this abandoned. I'm going to have to Deal With Things IRL life before I can successfully LP play again.
by nosimpleway
Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:05 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 476
Views: 79627

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Mushroom logs tend to be preseeded -- pre-spored, I suppose -- with a specific kind of safely edible mushroom. I haven't heard of anyone accidentally poisoning themselves by accidentally growing amanita toadstools in their log or anything. I don't actually know how or where to get one, though. Can y...
by nosimpleway
Sat Jul 17, 2021 9:50 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 736
Views: 129628

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

I haven't seen GoaGoaG make more than one or two attacks before it gets flattened, but given its spawn circumstances I can totally see it popping up right as your hero gets too tired to swing at it before it can strike two or three times, then you roll badly on Fatalistic and get a bunch of 1-HP pli...
by nosimpleway
Sat Jul 17, 2021 7:03 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 736
Views: 129628

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

If you spawn a Battlefield next to the road, then enemies in nearby tiles can spawn ghosts when they die. Ghosts can themselves spawn ghosts when they're defeated, a wailing, counterattacking ball of ectoplasm called a Ghost of a Ghost. When I saw that there was a Ghost of a Ghost, then checked the ...
by nosimpleway
Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:32 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 736
Views: 129628

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

loop hero is a really good way to lose eight hours without realizing it as most of the internet has made clear over the last week, but i come here bearing important news beyond "idle-deck-builder-rogue-lite is good at wasting your time and you should play it probably?": open the goddamn v...
by nosimpleway
Wed Jul 14, 2021 12:38 am
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Buttcoin
Replies: 140
Views: 38618

Re: Buttcoin

I mean, you already know he has a deep misunderstanding of how reality actually functions by virtue of buying an NFT in the first place.
by nosimpleway
Tue Jul 13, 2021 1:57 am
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism
Replies: 411
Views: 66188

Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

It's 1 Timothy 6:10.

There's all sorts of shitty justifications these people regurgitate when confronted with the very, very clear Biblical message that greed is bad, though.
by nosimpleway
Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:23 am
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism
Replies: 411
Views: 66188

Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

"If you guys ever write down all this stuff I'm saying, I want everybody to make sure to include that part: rich people don't go to heaven. I mean it. Is that the doctor over there? Get him to write it down too. It's important."
by nosimpleway
Mon Jul 12, 2021 12:09 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism
Replies: 411
Views: 66188

Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

"Jesus wasn't a socialist!" "Well, sure, he never advocated for a government or economic system to redistribute wealth because he taught that people should feel compelled to share simply because it's the right thing to do, it sh--" "BECAUSE HE WAS A VENTURE CAPITALIST."...
by nosimpleway
Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:17 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 435
Views: 72393

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

"Decide it's too expensive to fix"? "Ignore that any actual improvement is in spite of government efforts instead of caused by them"? I'm stumped.
by nosimpleway
Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:04 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 896
Views: 143247

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Now I am also thinking about Niku's uvula more than I ever have before
by nosimpleway
Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:27 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 722
Views: 131660

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

Who's our perfect little Punnett square? You are! You are!
by nosimpleway
Fri Jul 02, 2021 2:14 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Oh those pet peeves
Replies: 516
Views: 94059

Re: Oh those pet peeves

beatbandito wrote:Every program and game should let you customize save locations. And the ones that not only don't, but use appdata for it, are now illegal.


Read this and brain reflexively went "What's appdata"

I assume Brent Spiner will be along shortly to deliver the punchline
by nosimpleway
Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:19 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 476
Views: 79627

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Traditionally "bake" meant to cook in an oven and "roast" meant to cook over a flame on a spit. Once people stopped spit-roasting the two terms became synonymous, to the point that which is used becomes utterly arbitrary. Why do we roast a beef but bake a ham, anyway? As far as o...
by nosimpleway
Mon Jun 21, 2021 1:35 pm
Forum: Twitter
Topic: The Many Poisonous Animals of the Amazon
Replies: 92
Views: 10623

Re: The Many Poisonous Animals of the Amazon

Meanwhile my end-of-academic-year email to my boss and his boss included something to the tune of "Hey let me know what you rewrite my job description into this year, especially if it means I need to get in before the university opens for next year."
by nosimpleway
Mon Jun 21, 2021 1:33 pm
Forum: Community Projects
Topic: the big dumb game ideas megathread
Replies: 49
Views: 15153

Re: the big dumb game ideas megathread

I'm gonna make a game that's geared around being the best dad you can be.

I don't even know what kind of format I'll use for it, but I feel like a deckbuilder would be appropriate.