Now there's a great idea

Just like with every other "This'll get him for sure!" story out of the last several years: please if there is any sort of loving god in the universe let there be consequences for this.

From what I've read golf courses typically move holes around the green all the time, so this isn't a crippling gesture of protest, but I do appreciate the giant middle finger it effectively communicates nonetheless

I assume you mean the giant dog breed

That he's being investigated for federal crimes is all I need to know that Trump isn't a real billionaire.

Aground, several hours of gameplay later:

Aground is a Terraria-like that dares ask the question "What if a scripted plot event destroys everything you've built, several hours in?"

I'm probably gonna stick with Exdeath-Mog even if at some point I learn Air Bab's actual name

Facebook and Fox News did to our parents what they were afraid video games would do to us

I don't know if The Zuck is full-on Qrazy or anything, but regardless of his personal beliefs... Crazy scum drives engagement, and engagement makes money.

So this was all your work!

Big Boss was a mustache-twirling villain with approximately the subtlety of Albert Wily in the first couple games. They made him more sympathetic via the plot to Metal Gear Solid, and particularly once he became the player character in MGS3.

I mean, yeah, you'd have the obvious guess of the people who voted Russian collaborators into the highest office of the land but I'm pretty sure in any group of leftists you'd also have a number going "THE FASCISTS ARE ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION" at anyone with the nerve to resist... well, ...

Perfection

That's a hell of a choice for "neutral"...

At one point, without making the explicit realization "I am dreaming", I'm thinking about how to describe what's happening to me for the purposes of posting it in this thread.