spoilers: what happens next is the Jesus filler arc

haha no literally what happened was a youtube video called "the longest year in human history" popped up in my youtube algofeed and I was like lol what so i clicked it and it was about how Ceaser (the first one) created the calendar we (almost) still use today but the old shit had drifted ...

I actually love Bloodborne more than life itself and the only reason I rate Elden Ring higher is because it's fun to explore a big magic world and I love exploring Bloodborne is better in every other category, combat, theme, aesthetics, weapons, rally, monsters, dash instead of roll, no fucking shie...

That's doubly funny to me because I have recently been on a massive Roman history binge. Like, I've read most of the early Ceasers pages on wikipedia and a bunch of links off those pages, and watched like... 10 hours? of a channel dedicated to the original Ceaser's life

Spoilers: He gets assassinated

Imagine you're playing Elden Ring and Malenia just shows up as the tutorial boss walks in, gives you a nod "sup, I'm Malenia, and I ain't ever been beat" and you return the nod and you're like "wait how do you roll, which button is run" and she does waterfowl dance and the game d...

Which is to say, what the fuck, why would you put the hardest boss in like all of Castlevania games like ten minutes in I don't even know how to move my character yet

OoE's Crab is a crucible, and we are the sinners. One does not achieve victory over the Crab, we are merely purified, so that we can, going forward, endure the pain that is to come. Those who fall to the Crab do not fail, but instead retain their hearts. The rest of us, hearts killed, no longer feel...

hahahahaha

thank you Buge, I was having a bad night and you just fucking turned it around

thanks, now "sanc the hogg" is going to be forever stuck in my mind as some sort of lesbian euphemism

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s116tqleqC1a6svl0.mp4 okay I have to admit, before we get started, that I have watched this like forty times since it was posted and i fucking cannot get over it/stop laughing there's a lot to go over here, so let's start at the top shall we 1. yiiikes 2. "le...

Our endless descent toward becoming Ferenginar precisely is ever so briefly slowed

and yes I include the "females can't wear clothes and are slaves" part

Assume any disabled person is able to access sliders and alternative controls (pad controllers that work with feet instead of hands or whatever) in order to make the game be at whatever level they want it to be. At this point, assuming the disabled person has altered the gameplay to whatever level t...

So, let's talk about difficulty in games. Hahahahahaha, just kidding, because that is a rabbit hole that never ends and nobody knows what the fuck they're even talking about and most people still think that an upfront difficulty selection before the player has even moved their guy at all is "co...

I'm fully convinced that Maher is just a guy who figured out that you can make money by doing what he does. I don't think he has any real moral or political positions beyond "get mine, fuck everyone else." Or at least, if he does have any political or moral positions, they are always gonna...

Some additional fun facts about the deck of cards thing: 1. Imagine you were to pick up a grain of sand, and mark it somehow so you'd know it again if you examined it, and then handed it to someone to hide anywhere on earth (at random) on any sandy beach or desert. Then, you started shuffling cards....

Amazing.

And not just in a "Friday fetish" way, the art is legit great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A5yY8hIYmo (Spoiler warning for PS4 is above video.) The above video is a breakdown of Phantasy Star 4, a game I have only recently come to realize is... the best JRPG made in the 90s? I would say that only FF6 stands on the same level. Anyway, something about PS4 w...