I got a turn on DALL-E 2 and asked for "medieval painting of a golden retriever playing basketball". I like the rampant lion pose.

In case Friday didn't learn of it elsewhere, Lady's baby was born on the 3rd at 11:11 pm, and everybody's doing well!

Not The Asshole. Dude doubled-down on how making teeth somehow makes him immune to gravity. Even if your mere existence was annoying somehow, no excuse.

Did you take any corgi pics?

...isn't Hertz the one that called the cops on a bunch of people for renting their cars, including Romo?
Uh. Knock on wood.

Büge just saved me a very embarrassing cookie day.

Air Bud and Air Buddies was finally a game-supplied prompt in Jackbox (YDKJ).

Also it was surprisingly difficult to find the difference between He-Man characters and failed Google social networks.

Mongrel wrote:Not from one of our games!

Love the thought that thrift stores are going to end up with a bunch of TKO madness in a few years.

Interesting and at least somewhat heartening, comparatively. http://www.dorfonlaw.org/2022/05/nullification-in-abortion-prosecutions.html " Rather, it is enough that, when posed with the choice to convict or not, they [jurors] in fact realize that they can vote their conscience without repercus...

So, I usually stay out of the politics talk but, I've heard that Lincoln just straight up told the Supreme Court to shove it. Couldn't everybody just agree to stop taking the Supreme Court seriously and ignore them?

Oh, I'd wondered why they were all wearing aprons in that previous post.

How could the landlord even care? Doesn't a window AC unit just...sit there? in the window?

Also, I've never heard of MKR and so I looked it up and it's the most 90s thing possible, thank you. All I can find on youtube is the fucking dub though. I saw it on amazon prime video and tried to watch it, but it was also the dub Dammit I want to just round you all up and sit you down to my blura...

It's the "bake the batter in the oven for exactly 30 seconds" part that trips people up, I think I'm replaying this game now and I will admit that on this playthrough I just set my phone timer. I think the first time through I one-mississippi'd it. I was tempted to try substituting dish d...

Someone entered our house, and drew a giant 3' dick on the wall in crayon.
I presume while the downstairs construction guys had the outer door propped open all day.

Last night I dreamt we were having a Brontokon and I was excited because Friday was there. We were in a basement trying to hook up a VCR, and Friday wanted to play Magic Knight Rayearth on it. When I started to hear the dub voices, I shouted "noooo I thought you were my friiiiend." I woke ...

I ended up switching to Ting Mobile, because that's what my partner was using and it seems to work everywhere we go. $25 a month for 5GB of 5G, if I go over there's no cost increase it just switches to 2G. No need for a family plan. I don't know if this is typical of having switched providers withou...

I'm not a social media user and don't really have any inclination to be one, but what's wrong with Mastodon? It seems like an obvious second choice.

I've been with Republic Wireless for years now. I only pay $20 a month for 1 gb data which is fine because it's basically always running off wifi. Got a notice they're changing how the service works and, depending what phone you have, MMS texts might only go over data. If I need to increase my plan ...

Realizing I get all my world news through a Mongrel filter.

Inebriated college students have made the outside too loud to open my office window.