In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Brentai » Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:54 am

Air Bud discovers the uncanny ability to say trans rights in Fair Bud.
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Brentai » Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:57 am

Air Bud discovers the uncanny ability to answer all invasive questions regarding sexual identity with a simple Who Cares, Bud?
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

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Air Bud teams up with federal enforcement agencies to keep kids off drugs in D.A.R.E Bud.
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Mongrel » Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:12 pm

Brentai wrote:Air Bud teams up with federal enforcement agencies to keep kids off drugs in D.A.R.E Bud.

Oh man, this one's a deep cut.
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Mongrel » Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:14 pm

Also, Friday your dream was... how shall I put it... very much on the nose.
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Brentai » Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:59 pm

Mongrel wrote:
Brentai wrote:Air Bud teams up with federal enforcement agencies to keep kids off drugs in D.A.R.E Bud.

Oh man, this one's a deep cut.


If you're an 80s kid from the U.S. it's one of the shallowest cuts available.
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Thad » Mon Oct 18, 2021 1:46 pm

Brentai wrote:
Mongrel wrote:
Brentai wrote:Air Bud teams up with federal enforcement agencies to keep kids off drugs in D.A.R.E Bud.

Oh man, this one's a deep cut.


If you're an 80s kid from the U.S. it's one of the shallowest cuts available.

You don't even have to be an '80s kid. DARE is still a fucking thing and, presumably, the reason my nephew thinks two beers a day make me an alcoholic.

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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Friday » Mon Oct 18, 2021 1:49 pm

Yeah that's dumb. It's clearly your job.
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Thad » Mon Oct 18, 2021 1:50 pm

Wait, my job makes me an alcoholic, or alcoholism is my job?

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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Friday » Mon Oct 18, 2021 1:51 pm

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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Mongrel » Mon Oct 18, 2021 1:52 pm

He's just pissed you've got two and he's got none.
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Thad » Mon Oct 18, 2021 1:53 pm

My wife asked me to stop quoting the Homer "not till you're fifteen" line.

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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Upthorn » Tue Oct 19, 2021 3:21 am

Thad wrote:Wait, my job makes me an alcoholic, or alcoholism is my job?

It sounded to me like your job is to drink two beers a day!
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Büge » Tue Oct 19, 2021 9:55 am

Thad wrote:You don't even have to be an '80s kid. DARE is still a fucking thing and, presumably, the reason my nephew thinks two beers a day make me an alcoholic.


Sometimes when your hopes have all been shattered
And there's nowhere to turn
You wonder how you keep going (going~)
Think of all the things that really mattered
And the chances you've earned
The fire in your heart is growing (growing~)
You can fly, if you try, leaving the past behind
Heaven only knows what you might find
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Brentai » Tue Oct 19, 2021 10:03 am

It took me until middle school to realize that song and the drug program were totally unrelated.
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby nosimpleway » Fri Nov 05, 2021 10:56 am

The Gartic prompt was "First you draw a circle"

and the resulting picture was indeed a circle, but yellow

"Then you draw the eyes"

and they did

"Add a great big smile,"

and a couple floppy ears, why not

"and PRESTO! It's Air Bud!"

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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Silversong » Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:14 pm

Took me several seconds to realize what thread I was in and that this is a dream and not an actual gartic I missed.

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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Upthorn » Sat Nov 06, 2021 12:10 am

That's so much better than my boring old dream that nyao came back online and we could all use #tell and #markov again.
(I'm not trying to be snarky; I literally dreamt this last night.)
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Yoji » Wed Nov 10, 2021 9:23 am

I just woke up from watching a movie with a plus-sized bikini'd warlock who kind of looked like Amy Schumer. She humiliated a couple adventurers in a duel with fighting daggers and being partially made of sparkling purple mist. Like, they'd actually land a hit but it'd pass through and she'd give some cheesy one-liner. The acting and effects were on the Outer Heaven side, but it was actually kind of awesome
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Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Postby Upthorn » Fri Nov 12, 2021 4:52 am

I was having that naked/underwear in class dream again.

But then my favorite math professor came by all like "I got you covered" and handed me a spare outfit.
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