In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

[Brentai]

Air Bud discovers the uncanny ability to say trans rights in Fair Bud.

[Brentai]

Air Bud discovers the uncanny ability to answer all invasive questions regarding sexual identity with a simple Who Cares, Bud?

[Brentai]

Air Bud teams up with federal enforcement agencies to keep kids off drugs in D.A.R.E Bud.

[Mongrel]

Air Bud teams up with federal enforcement agencies to keep kids off drugs in D.A.R.E Bud.

Oh man, this one's a deep cut.

[Mongrel]

Also, Friday your dream was... how shall I put it... very much on the nose.

[Brentai]

Air Bud teams up with federal enforcement agencies to keep kids off drugs in D.A.R.E Bud.

Oh man, this one's a deep cut.

If you're an 80s kid from the U.S. it's one of the shallowest cuts available.

[Thad]

Air Bud teams up with federal enforcement agencies to keep kids off drugs in D.A.R.E Bud.

Oh man, this one's a deep cut.

If you're an 80s kid from the U.S. it's one of the shallowest cuts available.

You don't even have to be an '80s kid. DARE is still a fucking thing and, presumably, the reason my nephew thinks two beers a day make me an alcoholic.

[Friday]

Yeah that's dumb. It's clearly your job.

[Thad]

Wait, my job makes me an alcoholic, or alcoholism is my job?

[Friday]

It can be two things.jpeg

[Mongrel]

He's just pissed you've got two and he's got none.

[Thad]

My wife asked me to stop quoting the Homer "not till you're fifteen" line.

[Upthorn]

Wait, my job makes me an alcoholic, or alcoholism is my job?

It sounded to me like your job is to drink two beers a day!

[Büge]

You don't even have to be an '80s kid. DARE is still a fucking thing and, presumably, the reason my nephew thinks two beers a day make me an alcoholic.

Sometimes when your hopes have all been shattered
And there's nowhere to turn
You wonder how you keep going (going~)
Think of all the things that really mattered
And the chances you've earned
The fire in your heart is growing (growing~)
You can fly, if you try, leaving the past behind
Heaven only knows what you might find

[Brentai]

It took me until middle school to realize that song and the drug program were totally unrelated.

[nosimpleway]

The Gartic prompt was "First you draw a circle"

and the resulting picture was indeed a circle, but yellow

"Then you draw the eyes"

and they did

"Add a great big smile,"

and a couple floppy ears, why not

"and PRESTO! It's Air Bud!"

[Silversong]

Took me several seconds to realize what thread I was in and that this is a dream and not an actual gartic I missed.

[Upthorn]

That's so much better than my boring old dream that nyao came back online and we could all use #tell and #markov again.
(I'm not trying to be snarky; I literally dreamt this last night.)

[Yoji]

I just woke up from watching a movie with a plus-sized bikini'd warlock who kind of looked like Amy Schumer. She humiliated a couple adventurers in a duel with fighting daggers and being partially made of sparkling purple mist. Like, they'd actually land a hit but it'd pass through and she'd give some cheesy one-liner. The acting and effects were on the Outer Heaven side, but it was actually kind of awesome

[Upthorn]

I was having that naked/underwear in class dream again.

But then my favorite math professor came by all like "I got you covered" and handed me a spare outfit.