X GON GIVE IT TO YA

[Mongrel]

[nosimpleway]

Weird that you're trying to run away instead of undertaking the sort of self-improvement program to make yourself into the kind of person the wall people approve of.

(Best guess is that kiddo is learning basic electrical safety, that those little things on the walls that look like faces with their eyes and mouth agape can hurt him.)

[Thad]

(Best guess is that kiddo is learning basic electrical safety, that those little things on the walls that look like faces with their eyes and mouth agape can hurt him.)

After the first time my dog licked an electrical outlet, she knew not to lick that electrical outlet.

After the second time she licked an electrical outlet, she knew not to lick any electrical outlet.

[beatbandito]

[Büge]

[Mongrel]

[Mongrel]

The joke's been done before, but...

[Thad]

[Newbie]

The replies where they're like "this was a long trip but it was worth it" are spot on.

[Thad]

It's like Three Stooges. You already know what's going to happen, but the anticipation is part of what makes it funny.

[Thad]

[Mongrel]

fuckin roolololing here

[KingRoyal]

Things are going great for Meta. Legs are coming soon!

[Crick]

I saw a vid from a former Facebook insider somewhere recently that was essentially pointing out that Mark has been using Meta to interface with people because he can't, like, go outside without people gawking at him. He spends hours of the day doing business and junk on it because he can just stay in his little cocoon.

The project makes so much more sense now.

[Newbie]

I'm pretty sure I've seen this posted before, but still.

[Büge]

[Mongrel]

"Uh oh."

[Mongrel]

Fabergé meets Polly Pocket

[Mongrel]

me too, bud. me too

[Mongrel]