A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Büge » Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:44 pm

Buttercup : And to think, all that time it was your revolver that was loaded.
Man in Black : They were both loaded. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to .38 caliber bullets.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:22 pm

The Guild vibes on this one are off the charts. Like, "cartoons of thermometers bursting", off-the-charts.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Upthorn » Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 pm

How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.

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Postby mharr » Sun Aug 29, 2021 4:21 am

The phrase 'managerial class' is a huge red flag just on its own.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby nosimpleway » Sun Aug 29, 2021 10:46 am

If you're so smart, how come you're a self-professed ancap crypto-cultist?

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Lottel » Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:50 pm

I couldn't get to the words because I was too upset by the triple redundant, fake hair looking forward-slash separating "chat" and "profile"
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mazian » Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:05 pm

I also had to stop and try to brush that off my screen.

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Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 29, 2021 3:31 pm

Mazian wrote:I also had to stop and try to brush that off my screen.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Sep 03, 2021 6:43 pm

My 25 year old son just got a job in engineering and is now discussing moving out in a few months. I took $8000 out of his bank account to stop him from moving and now there's a court case. How do I get custody of my son back?
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Fri Sep 03, 2021 9:07 pm

I didn't know Britney's dad misgendered his daughter
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:21 pm

If only we had Robert E. Lee to command our troops in Afghanistan, that disaster would have ended in a complete and total victory many years ago. What an embarrassment we are suffering because we don’t have the genius of a Robert E. Lee!
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Postby Yoji » Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:26 pm

I am... surprisingly mad that I recognize exactly where that take came from.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:32 pm

I mean, Fuckface is basically cheating ITT, but this was just too good not to share.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Sep 17, 2021 5:10 pm

Could also go in Jernalism:
Amazon's New "Factory Towns" Will Lift the Working Class
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Postby Büge » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:27 pm

Mongrel wrote:Could also go in Jernalism:
Amazon's New "Factory Towns" Will Lift the Working Class


Hey, remember when Henry Ford built that factory town in the Brazilian rainforest?
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:41 pm

Büge wrote:
Mongrel wrote:Could also go in Jernalism:
Amazon's New "Factory Towns" Will Lift the Working Class

Hey, remember when Henry Ford built that factory town in the Brazilian rainforest?

The workers are revolting!
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Grath » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:16 pm

Mongrel wrote:
Büge wrote:
Mongrel wrote:Could also go in Jernalism:
Amazon's New "Factory Towns" Will Lift the Working Class

Hey, remember when Henry Ford built that factory town in the Brazilian rainforest?

The workers are revolting!

Finally, something we agree on.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:11 pm

The IRL funny part was that in Fordlandia's case, they revolted because they hated hamburgers and the cafeteria kept serving them.

You might say they found burgers... revol *Mongrel is yanked off stage by a long cane*
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Wed Sep 29, 2021 9:38 am

Keep an eye on your neighbors. Look for black flags, 3D printer deliveries, movements of large parcels that might be filled with crypto currencies, etc.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Wed Sep 29, 2021 8:39 pm

NextDoor is usually cheating, but I'll make an exception for this one:

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for the past 3 weeks a cat had been following me on my daily walks. I'm worried that the owner may have trained the cat to follow people and Rob them when they get home.
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