A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Postby Mongrel » Tue Oct 06, 2020 3:27 pm

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(yeah this is old, but too good not to share).
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Lottel » Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:36 pm

Sorry for posting dilbert

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Postby mharr » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:26 pm

Observe the typical human dwelling forming my backdrop.

I need to see that with the cupboards open.

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Postby IGNORE ME » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:50 pm

I will accept what he says as probable and true because it implies that real Trump supporters are very, very shy.

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Postby Mongrel » Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:28 pm

I know Ben Shapiro is cheating, but this insult is just too good.

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Postby Mongrel » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:04 pm

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:24 pm

Today is bringing so many uh.... "gifts".

pay for parking...? on stolen land ? doesnt sound right to me


<fmm> gonna start incredulously exclaiming "on stolen land?" in response to anything I don't want to do
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Mon Dec 28, 2020 4:40 pm

Not exactly a hot take per se, but I feel it fits in spirit.

I've seen loads of dogmen where i live although i live very near a dog park so they could have just been dogs now that i think about it.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Mon Dec 28, 2020 4:41 pm

But here is an actual Hot Take

(The Dawkins quote obv, not Steadman's excellent mockery)
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Postby Mongrel » Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:24 pm

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Postby Friday » Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:36 pm

Out of curiosity I read the article, hoping for any justification other than, you know, outright delusion.

Nope.
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Postby beatbandito » Sun Feb 21, 2021 6:59 pm

The news forum and the whatever forum this is now forum has too much potential overlap. I was looking for this thread for like four posts.

I had seen some stuff bitching about dasani water on twitter and I was like "yeah it sucks" and then way later I realized it was people complaining that coke donated their brand water to texas instead of... another brand? But then it went way beyond just missing the point.

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Postby nosimpleway » Sun Feb 21, 2021 9:37 pm

I mean the marketing reason is probably because pure distilled water actually tastes like shit

The ideal reason would be that a little bit of salt actually helps your body absorb water better

But it's probably just because Dasani is Atlanta municipal tap water and Atlanta is built on a giant slab of limestone so the water is super ultra mega hard, and the water softeners dissolve into salt when they're done

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Postby Niku » Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:17 pm

nosimpleway wrote:I mean the marketing reason is probably because pure distilled water actually tastes like shit


i've never known exactly what it says about me how much i disagree with this. i love distilled water. i will drink that shit like it's water. anything ~spring~ or ~mineral~ tends to turn me right the hell off. just gimmie the pure strain hydrogen with a splash of oxygen to be fancy, sir.
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Postby mharr » Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:48 am

Just don't follow that to its logical conclusion and drink deionised, you need some minerals in there to conduct electricity. Pure water is supposed to taste wrong because it'll kill ya.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:32 am

Neat! :D
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Postby nosimpleway » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:37 am

Niku wrote:i've never known exactly what it says about me how much i disagree with this. i love distilled water. i will drink that shit like it's water. anything ~spring~ or ~mineral~ tends to turn me right the hell off. just gimmie the pure strain hydrogen with a splash of oxygen to be fancy, sir.

water is 88% oxygen by mass

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:01 pm

Dunking on Baked Alaska self-owns is probably cheating, and on top of that, the original exchange is like five years old... but who gives a fuck. I could watch Baked Alaska get dunked on all day.

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Postby Joxam » Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:21 pm

Niku wrote:
nosimpleway wrote:I mean the marketing reason is probably because pure distilled water actually tastes like shit


i've never known exactly what it says about me how much i disagree with this. i love distilled water. i will drink that shit like it's water. anything ~spring~ or ~mineral~ tends to turn me right the hell off. just gimmie the pure strain hydrogen with a splash of oxygen to be fancy, sir.


I am weird in that I like slightly chlorinated water flavor.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby mharr » Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:08 am

Those two political parties swapping teams at half time was a genius move for preventing all good faith debate forever.

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