A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

[Büge]

Buttercup : And to think, all that time it was your revolver that was loaded.
Man in Black : They were both loaded. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to .38 caliber bullets.

[Mongrel]

The Guild vibes on this one are off the charts. Like, "cartoons of thermometers bursting", off-the-charts.

[Upthorn]

[mharr]

The phrase 'managerial class' is a huge red flag just on its own.

[nosimpleway]

If you're so smart, how come you're a self-professed ancap crypto-cultist?

[Lottel]

I couldn't get to the words because I was too upset by the triple redundant, fake hair looking forward-slash separating "chat" and "profile"

[Mazian]

I also had to stop and try to brush that off my screen.

[Mongrel]

I also had to stop and try to brush that off my screen.

[Mongrel]

My 25 year old son just got a job in engineering and is now discussing moving out in a few months. I took $8000 out of his bank account to stop him from moving and now there's a court case. How do I get custody of my son back?

[Friday]

I didn't know Britney's dad misgendered his daughter

[Mongrel]

If only we had Robert E. Lee to command our troops in Afghanistan, that disaster would have ended in a complete and total victory many years ago. What an embarrassment we are suffering because we don’t have the genius of a Robert E. Lee!

[Yoji]

I am... surprisingly mad that I recognize exactly where that take came from.

[Mongrel]

I mean, Fuckface is basically cheating ITT, but this was just too good not to share.

[Mongrel]

Could also go in Jernalism:

Amazon's New "Factory Towns" Will Lift the Working Class

[Büge]

Could also go in Jernalism:

Amazon's New "Factory Towns" Will Lift the Working Class

Hey, remember when Henry Ford built that factory town in the Brazilian rainforest?

[Mongrel]

Could also go in Jernalism:

Amazon's New "Factory Towns" Will Lift the Working Class

Hey, remember when Henry Ford built that factory town in the Brazilian rainforest?

The workers are revolting!

[Grath]

Could also go in Jernalism:

Amazon's New "Factory Towns" Will Lift the Working Class

Hey, remember when Henry Ford built that factory town in the Brazilian rainforest?

The workers are revolting!

Finally, something we agree on.

[Mongrel]

The IRL funny part was that in Fordlandia's case, they revolted because they hated hamburgers and the cafeteria kept serving them.

You might say they found burgers... revol *Mongrel is yanked off stage by a long cane*

[Mongrel]

Keep an eye on your neighbors. Look for black flags, 3D printer deliveries, movements of large parcels that might be filled with crypto currencies, etc.

[Mongrel]

NextDoor is usually cheating, but I'll make an exception for this one:

harassment cat
for the past 3 weeks a cat had been following me on my daily walks. I'm worried that the owner may have trained the cat to follow people and Rob them when they get home.