Jernalism!

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Mongrel » Fri Sep 22, 2023 7:33 pm

Tucker Carlson issues vehement denial after Russian TV releases teaser for a new Tucker Carlson show to be broadcast on Rossiya 24
In it Carlson is seen repeatedly saying the word "Russia" - in what appeared to be clips spliced together from earlier broadcasts - and concludes with footage of him saying the word "24".

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Thad » Sun Dec 17, 2023 3:08 pm

Headline in the Guardian:

'He's dog-whistling': Trump denounced over anti-immigrant comment


"Poisoning the blood of our country" is not a fucking dog-whistle, you absolute god-damned numpty.

"Young buck" is a dog-whistle. "Welfare queen" is a dog whistle. "Super-predator", "globalist", "coastal elite", "urban", "thug", "liberal media", "make America great again", and "tax cuts" are dog-whistles.

"Poisoning the blood of our country" isn't a fucking dog-whistle. It's not a euphemism; it's not plausible deniability. It's just overt white supremacy.

I mean, this is at least an improvement over all that "economic anxiety" bullshit the MSM peddled for the last two elections. At least they're acknowledging Trump's saying nazi shit. But, y'know, maybe stop acting like the guy who started his first campaign by saying Mexican immigrants are rapists is being subtle about it?

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Thad » Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:01 pm

ABC News headline: "What the framers said about the 14th Amendment's disqualification clause"

Probably not a hell of a lot, considering the last of them had been dead for 32 years.

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby beatbandito » Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:50 pm

who cares about the person who made the thing holding it, anyway?
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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Friday » Sat Dec 30, 2023 9:38 pm

yeah but thad

but thad

what if

and stay with me here, this is a really novel concept

what if we brought

using some sort of machine, that was capable of moving through time, a time machine, if you will

and using this machine

brought the framers

into the current day? what would they think?!?!

i know, i know, truly this is a thought experiment that you or anyone else has never never never never never never never never never never
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Re: Jernalism!

Postby nosimpleway » Mon Jan 01, 2024 4:27 am

"Would somebody pull Ben Franklin away from Pornhub for a minute we're trying to talk amendments to the Constitution here"

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Mongrel » Fri Jan 05, 2024 12:30 am

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Friday » Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:46 pm

hold on, let me just combine every bad journalism bullshit into one sentence

child, one L. Simpson, hit 324 times by bullets fired from guns that were in the hands of police officers, is there two interpretations?
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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Mongrel » Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:15 am

Okay, we're not trying to talk about that other horrorshow here, but like dear fucking god, BBC. What in the absolute fuck right off.

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Thad » Wed Jan 17, 2024 12:47 pm

Orlando Journal Sentinel: Democratic law firm challenges Wisconsin's congressional district lines in filing with state Supreme Court

The group aims to have a new map in place for the 2024 election, though those plans likely face a tight deadline with under 11 months to go before the November election.

reporters so used to adding qualifiers to objective facts that they describe the passage of time itself as "likely"

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Mongrel » Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:33 pm

Igor Girkin is a Russian who was part of Putin’s dirty war in Donbas from the earliest days in 2014, a fascist and anti-Semite who wrote for Zavtra, a known FSB officer (caught using their ID and resources many times), one of the first Russian operatives in occupied Crimea, one-time Defense minister of the Donetsk puppet state, and a convicted war criminal who led the team which downed Netherlands flight MH17

...and CNN goes with.

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Friday » Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:53 pm

man you fuck one goat or write one military blog
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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Friday » Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:06 pm

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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:43 pm

Fucking dying at "AP stylebook sold separately"
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Re: Jernalism!

Postby Friday » Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:41 pm

I found it, the perfect summation of British tabloids

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