Rooty-tooty point and shootys

[Grath]

Edit: Found a wittier one.

[Thad]

Judge rejects NRA bid to dismiss or move lawsuit by New York attorney general

It's just a 2-sentence wire story, so I'll quote it in its entirety:

NEW YORK, Jan 21 (Reuters) - A New York state judge on Thursday rejected the National Rifle Association’s bid to dismiss, put on hold, or transfer a lawsuit by New York Attorney General Letitia James seeking its dissolution.

Justice Joel Cohen of Manhattan Supreme Court ruled six days after the gun rights group filed for bankruptcy protection and said it planned to reincorporate in the more gun-friendly Texas, after 150 years in New York. (Reporting by Jonathan Stempel in New York)

[Grath]

Good. Fuck the NRA. Racist-ass Republican lobbying group that abandoned their original purpose of safe education about firearms.

[Mongrel]

Good. Fuck the NRA. Racist-ass Republican lobbying group that abandoned their original purpose of safe education about firearms.

[Friday]

The NRA is a right wing propaganda machine masquerading as a gun rights and education club. It's about as entirely corrupt as you can get, and deserves to die in a fucking volcano.

[Thad]

The NRA is a right wing propaganda machine masquerading as a gun rights and education club.

I'd say it's become pretty clear at this point that it's actually an embezzlement scheme masquerading as a right-wing propaganda machine masquerading as a gun rights and education club.

[Brantly B.]

Any sufficiently advanced right-wing propaganda machine is indistinguishable from an embezzlement scheme.

[Bal]

The right wing has always been about 80% grift.

[Mongrel]

Who'd have thought that creating a machine to cater to rich sociopaths would end up corrupted!

[Büge]

Kalashnikov is trying to court Gen Z with its new shotgun that has an onboard computer and HD camera.

[Brantly B.]

Got an email from HR about the latest shooting. No, not the latest shooting, I mean the Atlanta one. It takes these guys a few days to coordinate a hashtag you know.

We're at the point where our news cycles and kumbaya circles can't even keep up.

[Friday]

[Mongrel]

[Friday]

Don't have socialized healthcare? Mountain Lions.

Mountain Lions not solving your socialized healthcare needs? You're not using enough Mountain Lions.

[Esperath]

god, just, how is this the entire headlines page



I mean, fuck

[Esperath]

god, just, how is this the entire headlines page



I mean, fuck

here let me provide some slightly modified commentary from another thread



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[Esperath]

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[Yoji]

"Attention shoppers: Shooting event in progress on Level 3. Alternative services are available on Levels 2 and 5. Have a pleasant morning."

Shit, there were four people shot in Anaheim? 202 Lincoln Ave? Not even a mile from where I used to live in the 00's and where my aunt was fucking murdered by a Responsible Gun Owner.

[Büge]

[Thad]

Previously:

Judge rejects NRA bid to dismiss or move lawsuit by New York attorney general

It's just a 2-sentence wire story, so I'll quote it in its entirety:

NEW YORK, Jan 21 (Reuters) - A New York state judge on Thursday rejected the National Rifle Association’s bid to dismiss, put on hold, or transfer a lawsuit by New York Attorney General Letitia James seeking its dissolution.

Justice Joel Cohen of Manhattan Supreme Court ruled six days after the gun rights group filed for bankruptcy protection and said it planned to reincorporate in the more gun-friendly Texas, after 150 years in New York. (Reporting by Jonathan Stempel in New York)

And now a federal judge has done the same: Judge dismisses NRA bankruptcy case in blow to gun group