California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Esperath » Thu Aug 20, 2020 2:20 am

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Comparative scale of the fires across CA
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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Mongrel » Thu Aug 20, 2020 4:45 am

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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Friday » Thu Aug 20, 2020 5:31 am

Like I said before, my hometown burning down was just a preview of the megafires to come.
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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby nosimpleway » Thu Aug 20, 2020 11:27 am

In a press release this morning, California reported that they don't have the resources to fight all these fires.

because
the prison slaves they use on the front lines
are too sick with Covid

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Postby Friday » Thu Aug 20, 2020 11:37 pm

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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Brentai » Fri Aug 21, 2020 12:14 am

Man I've spent more time trying to figure out how best to word "Who cares, nobody's listening to him" than anybody in charge of disaster relief has spent listening to him. Only the most opioid-riddled burnout wants to be associated with that.
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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Upthorn » Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:00 am

So here's an update on the state of the state vis a vis fire
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As you can see, each of the huge fires has begun yellowing. Since any fire the satellite detected in its most recent sweep shows up in red, this means that the area of the state that's actively on fire has decreased significantly.

The bad news is, none of them have gone out or even been contained, and several of the single dots from yesterday have grown to three-four dots in size, so it's still up in the air which direction this will all go.
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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Niku » Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:10 pm

Thad wrote:For God's sake, stop having gender
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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Yoji » Mon Sep 07, 2020 5:48 pm

I feel like I could make a fun gender reveal without the pyrotechnics:
- glitter balloons and archery arrows
- leaf blower-and-streamer "flamethrowers"
- potato guns and colored flour
- open a box full of spray-painted pigeons
- a gender studies professor tumbles out of your closet and explains how wrong this all is
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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Brentai » Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:33 am

This wouldn't have happened if they were practicing social distancing.
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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Grath » Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:37 am

Death penalty for gender reveals. Execution by firing squad. One of the rifles will pop out a flag saying "it's a [blank]".

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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Mongrel » Tue Sep 08, 2020 5:48 pm

You know all those jokes about the next step being a gender reveal using a nuclear bomb? Well...

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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Upthorn » Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:07 pm

That's kind of backwards. It's closer to "The world's first gender reveal party was for a nuclear bomb."
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Re: California Screamin: All the leaves are ash, and the skies are too

Postby Mongrel » Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:36 pm

True. But either way...
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