GOP Will Shit Itself

[Mongrel]

ruh-roh, Raggy

FBI agents have begun questioning witnesses in the investigation into whether New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie's aides threatened to cut off Hurricane Sandy relief money to Hoboken unless the city's mayor backed a billion-dollar development project, three sources with direct knowledge of the probe told NBC News on Wednesday.


Federal prosecutors and agents have also instructed key witnesses to preserve all documents and emails relating to the allegations by Hoboken Mayor Dawn Zimmer, these sources said.

http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news ... urces?lite

[McDohl]

I don't have a source since I heard it on a radio news report, but Mike Huckabee said that we shouldn't help women who "can't control their libidos". Or something to that effect. Looking for corroborating reports.

Edit: http://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/ ... z2rGE3x1gC

Sorry for ugly link.

Anyway, yeah, I misunderstood. He's saying that Democrats are actually the ones keeping women down. Sure, buddy.

[Z%rø]

Gov. Rick Perry for decriminalization of pot

JOXAM EDIT: I fixed it!

[Büge]

[img=http://www.mysanantonio.com/default/article/Gov-Rick-Perry-for-decriminalization-of-pot-5168667.php]Gov. Rick Perry for decriminalization of pot[/img]

[Z%rø]

That is what I get for making links at 2AM.

[Mongrel]

Stay classy, Congressman Grimm

[Blossom]

Throw off the balcony, okay. I understand that. It's a threat of violence from a thug.

But ... "You're not man enough. I'll break you in half. Like a boy." That's ... not just threatening violence on someone, I can't think of an interpretation that isn't just incredibly rapey. "You ask me that again, I'll rape you like those kids I rape."

[Don't.]

You don't really have to inject rape into that statement to make the context seem creepy. He's outright implying that he knows how easily a little boy can be broken in half.

(Not as easily as an adult, because children are less brittle than adults, you dumbass.)

[Blossom]

"Break [you] in half" pretty generally means "aggressively fuck [you]".

[Don't.]

I'm being polite enough to assume a conservative politician doesn't know that.

[zaratustra]

I'm not sure this is GOP territory, but: The Daily Show got a CEO of a capital firm to produce the most incredible sequence of villainous statements outside of an episode of He-Man:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/29/c ... ure-worth/

[MarsDragon]

"Break [you] in half" pretty generally means "aggressively fuck [you]".

Yeah, I've never even heard that one. Pretty sure that was a 'I will break you' Rocky-style threat, not rape.

Like, is threatening to snap someone in half not good enough anymore? We've got to read sex into it?

[Blossom]

I'm being polite enough to assume a conservative politician doesn't know that.

That politician being an ex-Marine and ex-FBI agent, I have to assume he does.

[Büge]

"Break [you] in half" pretty generally means "aggressively pineapple [you]".

hee hee

[Blossom]

oh god thats even worse no

don't

don't do that

[Mongrel]

Yeah, I think most people - especially hyper-macho idiots from the Northeastern states - will think of the Rocky IV reference before they think of the, uh, other definition.

[nosimpleway]

hee hee

:pineappleing intensifies:

[Mongrel]

[Classic]

You just made a what pineapple.
I think you want a "What the pineapple".

[Bal]

Played ball in college, you know.