GOP Will Shit Itself

[Mongrel]

Also gave birth to this magnificence:

[Friday]

I mean, getting cause and effect backward is actually an incredibly common human mental fallacy. It's just fucking funny to see it in regards to being a fucking Nazi.

"It's not that I'm a Nazi and people are reporting on it! Instead, people are reporting on it, which caused me to -- wait, shit"

This is, of course, assuming he's not just completely bullshitting, which he absolutely is, so nevermind.

[Thad]

[Büge]

[pacobird]

To be fair there are a lot of left events that wouldn't return Hillary Clinton's calls

[Mongrel]

The Hill: Virginia GOP delegate tries to kill own bill to remove Democratic segregationist statue

Ahahahahahahahaha

[Blossom]

Very difficult to play gotcha with Lee Carter's caucus.

[Mongrel]

[Büge]

[Mongrel]

[Thad]

Susan Collins helped cripple the USPS: Now Maine farmers are getting dead baby chicks in the mail

I very much would like for her to lose the election.

[Büge]

[Mongrel]

Apparently that whole con (hehe) is being labelled as "The Cocaine Convention".

[nosimpleway]

If you ain't indicted you ain't invited

[Friday]

Mary Ann Mendoza was removed as a speaker at the RNC after it came to light that she retweeted a Jewish conspiracy theory thread.

She claims she didn't read the whole thread and it doesn't represent her views whatsoever.

[François]

So in her eyes, admitting to retweeting a thread you haven't read makes her look better?

"I'm not an anti-Semite, I'm just a dumbshit moron, give me my platform back!!!"

[Friday]

I mean, I'm no longer willing to extend these people any charity whatsoever. If a right-winger retweets an anti-semite insanity thread and then claims "tl;dr" I will just assume they are actually an anti-semite and trash shitbag and are lying about not reading it.

It's the same shit these people always pull. They say racist, horrible shit, then claim they didn't mean it or were joking or it was misconstrued or taken out of context or they didn't read the whole thing they posted or or or

It's tired, and I am tired of giving it any assumption of good faith whatsoever.

These people are racist, fascist shitbags, and I am so far past "it's alarmist to call people that" it's not even funny.

[hngkong]

Mary Ann Mendoza was removed as a speaker at the RNC after it came to light that she retweeted a Jewish conspiracy theory thread.

I thought republicans were against cancel culture?

[Yoji]

It's the same shit these people always pull. They say racist, horrible shit, then claim they didn't mean it or were joking or it was misconstrued or taken out of context or they didn't read the whole thing they posted or or or

It's tired, and I am tired of giving it any assumption of good faith whatsoever.

I forget which fucking scandal it was, but it was one of the episodes where Trump tried to pass it off as just joking after it blew up. Someone made the point that if you're only pretending to be an idiot as a joke and people believe you, the last laugh is on you.

[beatbandito]

*clears throat*