Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

[Mongrel]

Please sir, may have any at all?

[Upthorn]

[Büge]

Hoo boy.

[Thad]

At least four senators sold a bunch of stocks right before the market nosedived: Burr, Inhofe, Loeffler, and Feinstein (three Republicans and technically-a-Democrat).

You know, the phrase "start sharpening the guillotines" gets thrown around a lot these days.

[Mongrel]

The system works!

[Mongrel]

Meanwhile, down under...



(So far every Aussie I know personally has confirmed that yes, this is really happening)

[Büge]

Whole Foods is using heatmapping to predict which stores are most likely to attempt unionization.

[Mongrel]

[Friday]

Oh man, that "Thankfully" is one of the biggest Mask Slips I have ever fucking seen.

"Whew, you guys, I thought for a second we'd actually have to pay our employees a living wage! But as it turns out we can continue to treat them like the expendable human garbage they are, because I mean come on, they're poor. And the poor are expendable human garbage."

[Mongrel]

Read this article if you loved the mortgage crisis and were hoping for an encore (via propublica)

Mortage Crisis II: This Time It's Commercial

[Büge]

Smortgagebord

[mharr]

Oh man, that "Thankfully" is one of the biggest Mask Slips I have ever fucking seen.

Don't worry, they've 'corrected' it and it now reads "A thankfully much lower mortality rate means such a transformation is unlikely to follow coronavirus. Instead, policymakers must prevent a stunning rise in unemployment from scarring a generation with lower living standards."

The honest version still shows up in Google search results for the moment though.

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Oh hey guess what the NYT just joined in.

[beatbandito]

Still better than The Polygon Class. I can only hope for a return to our roots in The Sprite Class.

[Friday]

I tried to take a Vector Class but I couldn't stand the lines

[Niku]

I was falling behind in my Espio Class but then I bounced back.

[Mongrel]

WSJ with the mask off again.



Also what in THE FUCK is going on in that second sentence. An editor allowed that to see print?

[Büge]

the world of finance is strange and mystical

[Mongrel]

Now, Bloomberg on the other hand, well, that's mask off all the time anyway!

EDIT: Replaced with a screenshot, 'cause I'm not gonna count on this one to stay up.

[beatbandito]

There aren't enough ultra-wealthy people to support Bloomberg magazine on their own with just subscriptions. They need to get normies angry enough to click too.

[Mongrel]

There aren't enough ultra-wealthy people to support Bloomberg magazine on their own with just subscriptions. They need to get normies angry enough to click too.

Good reminder. Now I'm double-glad I replaced it with a screenshot!