Adventures of the Longest Muskrat
Adventures of the Longest Muskrat
Elon Musk seems like a brobdingnagian enough asshole, prolific enough at shitting things up, to merit his own topic.
Yesterday, Car Notch held a press conference where he outlined his plans to start cutting people's brains open and putting computers inside, which will definitely be 100% trustworthy, definitely not turn users into hive-minded cult-drones, definitely be humanity's last, best defense against the AI singularity, and will also definitely have a working prototype before the end of next year.
For a less cynical take, see the NBC news article below:
https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/tech/elon-musk-wants-hook-your-brain-directly-computers-starting-next-ncna1030631
Yesterday, Car Notch held a press conference where he outlined his plans to start cutting people's brains open and putting computers inside, which will definitely be 100% trustworthy, definitely not turn users into hive-minded cult-drones, definitely be humanity's last, best defense against the AI singularity, and will also definitely have a working prototype before the end of next year.
For a less cynical take, see the NBC news article below:
https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/tech/elon-musk-wants-hook-your-brain-directly-computers-starting-next-ncna1030631
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
you are a pedophile
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... i feel like i missed something between these two posts
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It was probably https://www.theverge.com/2019/5/10/18564625/elon-musk-vernon-unsworth-pedo-guy-tweets-defamation-lawsuit-trial-date-set
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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I would fucking love to see Elon Musk go to jail for defamation but as we all know he is in one of the three following groups:
1. a cop
2. a billionaire with a cult-like following of fucking idiot shitbrains
3. the sitting president
and the law cannot be used against those groups as they have over 90% law-resist
1. a cop
2. a billionaire with a cult-like following of fucking idiot shitbrains
3. the sitting president
and the law cannot be used against those groups as they have over 90% law-resist
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"Car Notch" is very good to describe John Musk here
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Upthorn wrote:Elon Musk seems like a brobdingnagian enough asshole, prolific enough at shitting things up, to merit his own topic.
Nah.
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The only way I know of to fight against the proliferation of memes centered on reprehensible individuals is to avoid participating in or contributing to those conversations. The consequence of this is that over time, my communication becomes increasingly specialized and looks to the casual observer as though I am out of touch, at least until they ask my opinion on <x>, which finally permits me to very pointedly change the topic in such a way that my previous seeming ignorance is finally demonstrated to be deliberate.
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Friday wrote:I would fucking love to see Elon Musk go to jail for defamation but as we all know he is in one of the three following groups:
1. a cop
2. a billionaire with a cult-like following of fucking idiot shitbrains
3. the sitting president
and the law cannot be used against those groups as they have over 90% law-resist
I'm not aware of any US jurisdiction where libel is punishable with jail time.
I think there's a reasonable chance that he'll be found guilty and fined, but of course a fine isn't much of a punishment or deterrent to people in his bracket.
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Nothing to contribute currently, except that I wanted to second Mothra:
Mothra wrote:"Car Notch" is very good to describe John Musk here
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I'm not aware of any US jurisdiction where libel is punishable with jail time.
I think there's a reasonable chance that he'll be found guilty and fined, but of course a fine isn't much of a punishment or deterrent to people in his bracket.
Yeah, I thought of that as I was posting, and also then the following "fines don't work as punishments on people who have billions of dollars" but then decided to post it anyway, because like I said, I'd love to see him go to jail for a year or two to teach people that just because you have a billion dollars doesn't mean you can just call someone a pedophile and try to ruin their life.
But you're right, even if it was a punishment we applied for libel, it would never happen anyway. 90% law resist. Cult-like idiot shitbrains.
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elon musk is the perfect merging of silicon valley douchenozzle and car salesman
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zaratustra wrote:elon musk is the perfect merging of silicon valley douchenozzle and car salesman
Hate to break it to you but they're all car salesmen.
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but only elon is a LITERAL car salesman
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Mothra wrote:
Every time I see this picture I just can't get over how gobstoppingly white priviledge-y it is.
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Now where have I seen that face before?
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Oh and apparently a bunch of crashes involving Teslas happened over the weekend that probably involved the Autopilot system. Wheeee.
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This is like what now... the sixth or seventh or eighth time Muskie has tried to pretend to be a hero? I have seriously lost count.
https://gizmodo.com/elon-musks-bipap-ma ... 1842653470
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