Adventures of the Longest Muskrat

[Mongrel]

EDIT: How TF did I post that ITT. Oh well.

[nosimpleway]

lol

[Upthorn]

I like how easy it is to put 2 and 2 together here.
9:15: they called him to ask for comment on sexual harassment allegations"
9:22: he tweets "pOlItIcAl AtTaCkS oN mE wIlL bE gOiNg WaY uP!

[atog]

A Tartarus just for him - an endless pedestrian walkway (no vehicles allowed!) of rakes - but the rake handles only come up to yaay high *levels a hand at crotch height*.

[Mongrel]

I am 100% on board with front row seats to watch Muskie step on rakes and slam his dick in car doors for the rest of the year and beyond.

[Crick]

Gonna have to buy Twitter for double its worth, may have to sell SpaceX stock, Tesla stock tanking, and now this. What a galaxy brain alpha move.

[Mongrel]

A+ thread

[beatbandito]

9:15: they called him to ask for comment on sexual harassment allegations"
9:22: he tweets "pOlItIcAl AtTaCkS oN mE wIlL bE gOiNg WaY uP!

There's enough to make it obvious that he's been trying to pad for the impact of this story (and others, I'm sure). But you can clearly see in the tweet that's still up, the time in the elon tweet is PT, not ET.

[Thad]

(short thread/Nitter mirror)

[beatbandito]

(short thread/Nitter mirror)

[Mongrel]

Ahahahahahahaha

[nosimpleway]

I'm sure as a champion of free speech Muskie's gonna release everybody from their NDAs and make sure the full story gets out

[Thad]

I'ma go ahead and put a CW on this since it's further discussion of sexual harassment, but here's a screenshot of a Twitter thread that's pretty funny.

[Mongrel]

HAHAHA

[Mongrel]

*MAD CACKLING*

[Thad]

From what I've read (and I don't know if this is true, so consider it unconfirmed), this also has him scrambling to find more collateral for the loan he took out to buy Twitter, which was contingent on Tesla stock staying above...I want to say $740 a share but can't find the number offhand.

[Crick]

I think was 740, yeah. I had mentioned it earlier, but there were rumors he was thinking about selling SpaceX shares or something to try and compensate. At this point just take the billion penalty, geez.

[Crick]

Excuse me sir, what set would you be repping?

[Mongrel]

I'ma go ahead and put a CW on this since it's further discussion of sexual harassment, but here's a screenshot of a Twitter thread that's pretty funny.

[Crick]

"Unique scrotal printing"