Adventures of the Longest Muskrat
- Mongrel
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Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
EDIT: How TF did I post that ITT. Oh well.
- nosimpleway
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Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
I like how easy it is to put 2 and 2 together here.
9:15: they called him to ask for comment on sexual harassment allegations"
9:22: he tweets "pOlItIcAl AtTaCkS oN mE wIlL bE gOiNg WaY uP!
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
A Tartarus just for him - an endless pedestrian walkway (no vehicles allowed!) of rakes - but the rake handles only come up to yaay high *levels a hand at crotch height*.
Placeholder for something witty that doesn't make me sound like an asshole
- Mongrel
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Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
I am 100% on board with front row seats to watch Muskie step on rakes and slam his dick in car doors for the rest of the year and beyond.
Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
Gonna have to buy Twitter for double its worth, may have to sell SpaceX stock, Tesla stock tanking, and now this. What a galaxy brain alpha move.
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Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
Upthorn wrote:9:15: they called him to ask for comment on sexual harassment allegations"
9:22: he tweets "pOlItIcAl AtTaCkS oN mE wIlL bE gOiNg WaY uP!
There's enough to make it obvious that he's been trying to pad for the impact of this story (and others, I'm sure). But you can clearly see in the tweet that's still up, the time in the elon tweet is PT, not ET.
Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
(short thread/Nitter mirror)
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Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
Thad wrote:
(short thread/Nitter mirror)
- Mongrel
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Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
Ahahahahahahaha
- nosimpleway
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Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
I'm sure as a champion of free speech Muskie's gonna release everybody from their NDAs and make sure the full story gets out
Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
I'ma go ahead and put a CW on this since it's further discussion of sexual harassment, but here's a screenshot of a Twitter thread that's pretty funny.
- Mongrel
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Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
*MAD CACKLING*
Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
From what I've read (and I don't know if this is true, so consider it unconfirmed), this also has him scrambling to find more collateral for the loan he took out to buy Twitter, which was contingent on Tesla stock staying above...I want to say $740 a share but can't find the number offhand.
Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
I think was 740, yeah. I had mentioned it earlier, but there were rumors he was thinking about selling SpaceX shares or something to try and compensate. At this point just take the billion penalty, geez.
Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
Excuse me sir, what set would you be repping?
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Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
Thad wrote:I'ma go ahead and put a CW on this since it's further discussion of sexual harassment, but here's a screenshot of a Twitter thread that's pretty funny.
Re: The Continuing (Mis)adventures of Car Notch
"Unique scrotal printing"
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