Assholes play Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

Smiler · Postby **Smiler** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:15 pm

BEAT bought me this shitty game and now I have to stream it. Featuring BEAT, FBM, Patito, Nodal, Marsdragon, and Kayin.

Sharkey · Postby **Sharkey** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:27 pm

BEAT · Postby **BEAT** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:26 am

I'M QUITE HAPPY WITH HOW THOSE TURNED OUT, ACTUALLY.

TedBelmont · Postby **TedBelmont** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:54 am

One of my favorite things is how the tutorial text uses a completely different font that doesn't even fit the generic fantasy setting of the game.

TedBelmont · Postby **TedBelmont** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:32 am

Also, "This game is really bad at _____" seems to be a running theme in this LP.

BEAT · Postby **BEAT** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:37 am

TedBelmont wrote:Also, "This game is really bad at _____" seems to be a running theme in this LP.

WE ARE BUT HUMBLE SERVANTS OF TRUTH.

(THE SECRET THEME IS "IF RON PAUL COULD MAKE ANIME REAL I WOULD _______".)

Smiler · Postby **Smiler** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:20 pm

Smiler · Postby **Smiler** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:34 pm

There will be more of this soon. We recorded more last sunday. Please accept this gif of how I feel about this game in the meantime.

fanboymaster · Postby **fanboymaster** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:52 pm

Existence is pain, as is projectile vomiting, Lords of Shadow captures both feelings quite brilliantly.

Smiler · Postby **Smiler** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:34 am

nevermind here they are

Smiler · Postby **Smiler** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:47 pm

Smiler · Postby **Smiler** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:18 pm

How do they keep adding more terrible shit into this game?

BEAT · Postby **BEAT** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:49 am

BECAUSE THEY CAN

Smiler · Postby **Smiler** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:12 am

TedBelmont · Postby **TedBelmont** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:01 am

There's also a WWN book featuring Bat Boy, among other things.

Smiler · Postby **Smiler** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:41 am