NIKU PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THIS THREAD

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WOULD YOU GIVE JESSICA RABBIT YOUR CARROT??!?!

1. yes
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22%
2. no
1
11%
3. Holli Would
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67%
 
Total votes: 9
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NIKU PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THIS THREAD

Postby Friday » Tue May 16, 2023 9:25 am

AS THE ONLY MAN OF SUFFICIENT CULTURE ON THESE BOARDS I NEED YOUR PROFESSIONAL, EXPERT AND UNASSAILABLE OPINION ON A QUESTION OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE AND I BETTER NOT SEE ANY OF YOU OTHER FUCKS VOTING IN THIS EXCEPT LEEHAM
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Postby Niku » Tue May 16, 2023 6:36 pm

two chucklefucks voted for holli would when the entire goddamn point of that piece of shit movie is that you DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN HOLLI WOULD

anyway it's not as simple as yes or no because a.) obviously yes except b.) she's married to roger so c.) it's gotta be an au situation because only the kind of idiot who would sell explosives to a coyote would ever let themselves be a homewrecker in that scenario
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Re: NIKU PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THIS THREAD

Postby Friday » Wed May 17, 2023 7:57 am

ok thank you upon further consideration I have concluded that alternate universe Jessica Rabbit who is single is obviously the correct choice because we are not pieces of shit who want to ruin a marriage

this is why I had you report to the thread
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Postby Lottel » Wed May 17, 2023 3:24 pm

A willing and embraced third is also a correct answer.

Which is what would have happened if Eddie had stuck around in the movie and we all know it.
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Postby Mongrel » Wed May 17, 2023 7:19 pm

I mean, it's more accurate to say Ralph would.

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Postby Newbie » Wed May 17, 2023 7:35 pm

Was the Dick Tracey movie the Sin City of the 80s? Why or why not?
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Postby Mothra » Wed May 17, 2023 10:44 pm

If all live events are canon, are the live-action Ninja Turtles an idol band? Please explain your answer.

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Postby LaserBeing » Fri May 19, 2023 4:57 am

I am down bad for both of them but to date I've only had an actual sex dream about Holli, so make of that what you will

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Postby Niku » Fri May 19, 2023 7:52 am

Newbie wrote:Was the Dick Tracey movie the Sin City of the 80s? Why or why not?


a.) yes because it was a neo-noir fetishistic attempt at aesthetic over substance in exactly the same way and honestly pretty well succeeds on the same merits
b.) absolutely not you goober dick tracy came out in 1990 and doesn't have an E in its name

Mothra wrote:If all live events are canon, are the live-action Ninja Turtles an idol band? Please explain your answer.


a.) the turtles did not come out of their shells just to be forced back in by society and "canon" therefore the only moral answer is yes
b.) however there is the possibility that going back to feudal japan a few years after their tour altered the timeline and therefore eradicated their live music career

LaserBeing wrote:I am down bad for both of them but to date I've only had an actual sex dream about Holli, so make of that what you will


this canonically makes you gabriel byrne, my
a.) condolences
b.) congratulations
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