NIKU PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THIS THREAD

[Friday]

AS THE ONLY MAN OF SUFFICIENT CULTURE ON THESE BOARDS I NEED YOUR PROFESSIONAL, EXPERT AND UNASSAILABLE OPINION ON A QUESTION OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE AND I BETTER NOT SEE ANY OF YOU OTHER FUCKS VOTING IN THIS EXCEPT LEEHAM

[Niku]

two chucklefucks voted for holli would when the entire goddamn point of that piece of shit movie is that you DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN HOLLI WOULD

anyway it's not as simple as yes or no because a.) obviously yes except b.) she's married to roger so c.) it's gotta be an au situation because only the kind of idiot who would sell explosives to a coyote would ever let themselves be a homewrecker in that scenario

[Friday]

ok thank you upon further consideration I have concluded that alternate universe Jessica Rabbit who is single is obviously the correct choice because we are not pieces of shit who want to ruin a marriage

this is why I had you report to the thread

[Lottel]

A willing and embraced third is also a correct answer.

Which is what would have happened if Eddie had stuck around in the movie and we all know it.

[Mongrel]

I mean, it's more accurate to say Ralph would.

♫ Where there's a dick
there's a way ♪

[Newbie]

Was the Dick Tracey movie the Sin City of the 80s? Why or why not?

[Mothra]

If all live events are canon, are the live-action Ninja Turtles an idol band? Please explain your answer.

[LaserBeing]

I am down bad for both of them but to date I've only had an actual sex dream about Holli, so make of that what you will

[Niku]

Was the Dick Tracey movie the Sin City of the 80s? Why or why not?

a.) yes because it was a neo-noir fetishistic attempt at aesthetic over substance in exactly the same way and honestly pretty well succeeds on the same merits
b.) absolutely not you goober dick tracy came out in 1990 and doesn't have an E in its name

If all live events are canon, are the live-action Ninja Turtles an idol band? Please explain your answer.

a.) the turtles did not come out of their shells just to be forced back in by society and "canon" therefore the only moral answer is yes
b.) however there is the possibility that going back to feudal japan a few years after their tour altered the timeline and therefore eradicated their live music career

I am down bad for both of them but to date I've only had an actual sex dream about Holli, so make of that what you will

this canonically makes you gabriel byrne, my
a.) condolences
b.) congratulations

[nosimpleway]