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[nosimpleway]

This was posted in Forum Games so I assume your next post is going to tell us the rules and victory conditions

[Mongrel]

This bot's been lurking for two years after their first post, lmao

[sei]

I honestly thought this was going to be a Friday thread about lesbian dumpster fires on Hinge or Bumble.

[Mongrel]

I honestly thought this was going to be a Friday thread about lesbian dumpster fires on Hinge or Bumble.

We can still have that!

[Upthorn]

Paging Friday to the spam thread!

[Niku]

no thanks, i'm trying to date a less

[Friday]

gets up on stage

smiling

taps the mic

smiling broader

audience is giggling

leans in

smile now huge

audience is now outright laughing

"women be crazy"

audience loses their minds

one man begins foaming at the mouth

his head begins to swell

"uhaul"

his head increases in size 50000%

most of the audience is pressed against the walls and turned to paste Akira style

"how do lesbians even have sex"

every heterosexual cisgender man in 5000 miles laughs so loudly and so hard they die

the sound of their laughter is 10,000 decibels, exploding outward from them in a sound wave that disintegrates everything it touches

as the earth cracks and begins to shatter, I put my hands to left

"women be like this," i say, then move my hands to the right "and lesbian women be like this" i finish, as every molecule in my body shoots in a different direction at the speed of light

[Friday]

no joke, this is the all time best thread title I have ever seen

[Niku]

it sounds like a menu item from our local Szechuan place

[Mongrel]

it sounds like a menu item from our local Szechuan place

My favourite of these was a joint in Baltimore which sold "General Chaos Chicken"

[Büge]

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[nosimpleway]

pronounced like tamales

[Mongrel]

I would be lying if I said I had never said it that way, out loud.

[Niku]

it sounds like a menu item from our local Szechuan place

My favourite of these was a joint in Baltimore which sold "General Chaos Chicken"

my favorite dish names from there are Top Notch Pot of the Outlaws, Couples Lung Slices, and Prosper At 5AM.