Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

[Esperath]

Mercy wins

[Mothra]

I never assed for this...

[Mothra]

WAIT GENJI HAS 5 TO MERCY'S 4 HE WINS RIGHT?

[Büge]

<__<
>__>

I see a tie.

[Mothra]

Are we gonna do a tiebreaker round of Overwatch tonight or tomorrow

Because if so I am Team Genji to the grave

[Büge]

[Kistulot]

My first post has to be as much terrible as possible.

Heroes never hey. hey. hey start dash.

[Mothra]

You fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Friday]

The dream is over.

Our finalists!

1. D.Va
2. Mei
3. Mercy

It's the VOTE TO ELIMINATE round, to get to the final two.

D.Va seems to have hacked this post somehow.

[Mothra]

God. I have zero idea who to vote for.

[Mongrel]

no mercy

[Eh]

Remember: Mercy has no pulse.

[Kistulot]

Heroes don't need a pulse. D.Va has no style. She has no grace. Protect the wings. Protect us all.

[chelicerate]

d.va is hot, kinda? but then look at her slightly differently and she looks like she's twelve, sooo uh

this was my first post to the Bronto. Go me. I'm starting off with a great reputation.

[Mongrel]

Is... is this poll being sandbagged? Or is this really a slew of new poll-seeking users?!

[Friday]

I mentioned the standings in #finalfight 20 minutes ago and there was outrage Mercy was being eliminated.

Polls still open!

[Mongrel]

Well, I very deliberately made sure my mercy post was a triple/quadruple entendre (which necessitated the lack of punctuation).

I sure didn't vote for Doc Undead to be eliminated. (Interestingly, Mercy's wiki page makes NO MENTION of why she apparently has no pulse or why she's not aged in spite of having served with the original Overwatch yet is only "37" now. Hmmmmmmm...)

[Friday]

With some last minute Mercy shenanigans, D.Va is eliminated.



See you, Space Mech Girl.

And now for our Grand Final!

Will it be our resident Bisthique Girl, everyone's favorite (including Lucifer) little Chinese fucking cunt Mei! Just did 190 damage to me!!!!

or will Mercy win the day?





It's all up to you!

[Morning Song]

Remember: Mercy has no pulse.

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A COLD GIRL ON A WARM NIGHT

[Kistulot]

Nobody else can see Mercy, the same way as myself
Fly high and touch the sky, you're the angel I adore
If only Mercy could feel for me that I feel for Mercy
Why do you ignore me, angel, why can't I go with Mercy

She's an angel witch, she's an angel witch
She's an angel witch, she's an angel witch