Hottest BrontoPresident

[Friday]

This is it boys, we're electing the new President from the people here

I'm not going to bother putting everyone I can think of in here, but I'll honor anyone who wants in, just post that you want to run

or i guess if you really don't want to be in this post and I'll take you out

Q: what is this
A: we're electing a president from the people here and in #ff to hypothetically replace Trump

Q: oh my god do I need to seriously research everyone here and see what they --
A: sure

Q: how serious is this
A: really fucking serious if you don't memevote I will end you

Q: isn't this just a popularity poll
A: isn't the actual election just a etc

Q: won't people get their feelings hurt
A: i guess if they're mentally age 7

Q: how serious is this, part 2
A: i mean i'm curious who the majority thinks is most fit to be president from here, but if you want to just memevote thats fine

Q: i want to include my cat
A: no, except Ramona, who wins by default in the finals but does not appear until then

Q: will there be campaigning
A: no

Q: are you going to simulate an electoral college
A: I'm going to do a mega dump with multi-votes and anyone who gets 3 or more votes will go into the actual poll, then I'm going to do "primaries" where the top X people continue to next round, until there can be only one whoahhoahaoahaoaaaoooooooooooooooooo, whoaaaaaaaaaaaooooooohhhh

Q: can i vote for myself
A: yes

OUR CANDIDATES

1. Thad
2. Brentai
3. Romosome
4. Cait
5. Mongrel
6. Mothra
7. Kazz
8. Friday
9. Esper
10. BongoBill
11. Smiler
12. Mars
13. Rico
14. TA
15. Paco
16. Geothermal (MEME VOTE)
17. Stush
18. Joxam
19. Malikial
20. Lyrai
21. R^2
22. Newbie
23. Silversong
24. fbm
25. leeham
26. Buge
27. Lady
28. Zara
29. Sharkey
30. patito
31. Francois
32. Niku
33. beatbandit
34. Grath
35. Frocto
36. Bal
37. Squizzle
38. Defenestration

actual poll to determine what candidates enter the primaries will go up after people are done telling me to include/exclude them

you may now begin the "if elected I will X" joke posts

[Friday]

if elected I will destroy reality itself

[Eh]

I'm actually pretty serious about this.

[Grath]

If elected, I will immediately appoint Vermin Supreme as my VP and then resign.

[nosimpleway]

If elected, I will immediately begin the pogrom against white males that the men's rights activists have feared for years, purely out of spite for those same men's rights activists.

[Eh]

Thanks, Obama.

[Mothra]

If elected, I will impose a massive semi-transparent roaring T-Rex head behind all text-entry fields on the board. It will terrify many, calm some.

[Wheels]

Aw man, did I get disqualified in pools?

[Eh]

If elected, I will impose a massive semi-transparent roaring T-Rex head behind all text-entry fields on the board.

Will the entire head be translucent or will the effect be that the brain, eyestems and various other organs are exposed? Concerned citizens demand to know.

[Friday]

Aw man, did I get disqualified in pools?

nope, added

[Büge]

Ahahaha, you'll never elect me!

[Romosome]

As President, I will help usher in a true Outer Heaven, and increase forum roleplay vastly. We will all be the grizzled meme mercenaries we have dreamed of being.

Also I will bark at Nazis

[Mothra]

If elected, I will impose a massive semi-transparent roaring T-Rex head behind all text-entry fields on the board.

Will the entire head be translucent or will the effect be that the brain, eyestems and various other organs are exposed? Concerned citizens demand to know.

I can assure you and everyone in this room that unlike my opponent, the entire nervous system, brain, ocular system, tonguelar system, scalp, epidural system, and every god-fearing gland will be fully visible behind the translucent tyrannosaurus t-zone of our good patriot rexroar.png

It is just. Horrifying.

[Bal]

If elected president I will work with various institutions to make the best appointments possible to all cabinet positions and federal institutions over which I would have such power. My priority will be qualification and experience, with a bias toward a solid scientific basis, where applicable.

[Niku]

If elected president, I will

[beatbandito]

If elected president I would reveal my tax forms and my penis. Put it all to rest.

[Caithness]

Squizzle is already running for president of another forum.

[MarsDragon]

If elected president I will kill all the fleshies. The age of man is ended, the age of machine will begin.

However, all humans will be allowed to apply for cyborg conversion before the deadline, if they should wish to survive in this new era of glorious steel.

[Thad]

GUILD

[Wheels]

If I am elected president, we will finally take a stand against those Talking Time poser fucks. We'll nuke their server from orbit. We will take their strong, ban their weak, and string up Guildenstern as a trophy.