I really love the jazzy simplicity of He's a Tramp, but both it and the movie it's from aren't quiiite enough for this tournament. I've got nothing against Lady and the Tramp! It's fine. It's fine.
Under the Sea almost loses points because, again, I'm replaying Kingdom Hearts 2. But fuck if it isn't the platonic ideal of the "energetic sidekicks sing an earworm" style of Disney music. Endlessly parodied
, but fuck if it isn't for good reason. Also, fish puns. Vote 1.
BAKLAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I love Aladdin. I love Robin Williams. I love The Genie. I love this song. Sorry, Friend Like Me. :(
You're Welcome has fucking fantastic animation, a great sound, and The Rock even manages to elevate it in places despite not being a particularly strong singer. I love how all of her fantastical "music video" gifts are revealed for what they are at the very end, and it's as earwormy as the other two high-energy sidekick ditties in this particular round, but it hasn't had the time to settle in like the other two, and I've made my pick for that style here.
Which takes us to Baby Mine, which could be the only thing anyone ever remembered from Dumbo, and would still be A+ Tier. Goddamn. Would cry again. Probably will cry again. Vote 2.
And .. I could probably say a lot about Poor Unfortunate Souls, but I'm going to save it for its inevitable next round. Vote 3.