Final Meme Showdown (Submissions)

[nosimpleway]

I don't even know anymore, man. My humor is so internet warped. My last case study was on diabetes mellitus and god damned if I didn't mentally replace it with "pancreasn't" every time it came up.

It's that and "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" bits lately. Like "Don't talk to me until I've sampled the cask of fine Amontillado in my friend's basement."
I can't even explain why that's funny to me.

[Eh]

I guess you had to be there.

[Bongo Bill]

I don't even know anymore, man. My humor is so internet warped. My last case study was on diabetes mellitus and god damned if I didn't mentally replace it with "pancreasn't" every time it came up.

It's that and "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" bits lately. Like "Don't talk to me until I've sampled the cask of fine Amontillado in my friend's basement."
I can't even explain why that's funny to me.

That's just shitposting.

[Upthorn]

Which is just the text form of meming.

[mharr]

scooby doo awakened many viewers

[Mongrel]

Honor the elder memes.

I will never not be impressed of the sheer number of photoshops collected for this one. The original Memezord.

[Mongrel]

One for now - another of the ancients. Others to be added if I can actually decide.

15 years of Internets in 15 seconds

EDIT:

#2 - DOG

Part of my problem is I keep coming back to big, obvious, (and older) memes (HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA, etc.), when that doesn't quite seem in the spirit of the competition. I get the feeling that mixing one or two in is fine, but something more personal makes for a better entry. Though fuck it, I am including HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA, 'cause it genuinely is one of my favourites.

#3 - HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

#4 - He saves children, but not the British children. Slightly over 2 min, but fuck it.

Honourable mention (nearly double the allotted length or I'd probably include it):

[atog]

[Mongrel]

Updated list with a full 5. Guess I'm going with these.

15 years of Internets in 15 seconds

DOG

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

WTF I don't even (probably still my all-time favourite reaction gif)

Your Face Is Not Safe (this was an actual WotC ad and not a parody).

[beatbandito]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES


at a loss
gamecube
pokemon beta
how could you do this to me jessie?
heart of the cards

[Mongrel]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
at a loss

I didn't think a Loss riff could make me laugh anymore. I WAS WRONG.

The others *ahem* are alright.

[zaratustra]

do I want to replace HELLO THIS IS DOG with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PpXAPanaDU

[Friday]

Alright, that's enough time, we have a good amount. Compiling now.

My 4 and 5 are

ahhhh ahhh ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhh ahhh

cat conflict with Cat Town rebels (colorized)

[Esperath]

requesting substitution of the cats have been fed for Trololo dog

[beatbandito]

[Mongrel]

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