Game of Thrones: The TV Show

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Postby beatbandito » Mon May 20, 2019 5:44 pm

Tune in next spring for Arya's Adventures in Even Wester-os!
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Postby zaratustra » Mon May 20, 2019 6:06 pm

Well that was all very symbolic and romantic and made no sense but it was an... okay ending. I guess.

bold of them to have Arya sail off to discover Brazil

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Re: Game of Thrones: The TV Show

Postby Thad » Tue May 21, 2019 12:41 am

Thad's Dog Reviews Game of Thrones
Final Episode: The Last Episode Ever

*curls up in corner, snorts, falls asleep*

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Postby Mongrel » Tue May 21, 2019 11:09 am

That Tyrion is 100% avatar material for someone.
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Büge wrote:

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Re: Game of Thrones: The TV Show

Postby beatbandito » Wed May 22, 2019 2:42 pm

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this is the worst take, and it seems to be spreading
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Re: Game of Thrones: The TV Show

Postby zaratustra » Thu May 23, 2019 9:10 am

How I would fix the final hours of Game of Thrones:

Have Dany come in, full army and boats and shit in tow. No foreshadowing that she's the mad queen blah bluh bleh. She's gonna siege the shit out of king's landing. It's gonna rock. Euron's armada is nowhere to be seen.

Then Cersei asks to parley. Dany buys it and goes in with her honor guard. This is a trap because of course it's a trap. Part of the Golden Company plus the Scorpions in the city walls attack Dany's guard and kill Missandei and one of the dragons, the rest of the Golden Company ambushes the Dothraki / Unsullied land army, Euron's ships come from a inlet or fjord or whatever and block the bay.

This has to all happen in one blow to establish Cersei, again, as the Queen Bitch of Westeros.

Because what needs to happen next is Dany immediately getting on her last dragon and torching anything that even looks like a threat in a spiral centering on the Red Keep, while Grey Worm does the same on land - he's absolutely pissed as well - while the Dothraki just do what Dothraki do.

What has to happen here is that the audience needs to buy it. It should make perfect sense that, yes, everyone is sick of Cersei's shit. And her death needs to be, like, something that makes everyone stand up and applause. If we take Arya off the Night King nonsense we can even have her "voice in the shadows" batman style hounding cersei through the keep while Clegane kills Clegane.

After that you go back and pan over the city and now you can let everyone realize that jesus christ what have you done dany.

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Re: Game of Thrones: The TV Show

Postby beatbandito » Thu May 23, 2019 9:25 am

zaratustra wrote:everyone is sick of Cersei's shit. And her death needs to be, like, something that makes everyone stand up and applause. If we take Arya off the Night King nonsense we can even have her "voice in the shadows" batman style hounding cersei through the keep while Clegane kills Clegane.

Cersei plot goes exactly the same up to the Jaime embrace when she notices she's being held by a flesh right hand and pushes back for it to clamp around her throat. Because the writers are hacks they can even have her see the headless corpse of the real Jamie with the golden hand down the hall, but that doesn't improve the scene.
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Re: Game of Thrones: The TV Show

Postby Friday » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:07 pm

"all you people who hated how poorly the last season was written are just mad" takes are pretty fucking el oh el.

Did you guys know that actually the ending to Mass Effect 3 was fine and you're all just mad
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Re: Game of Thrones: The TV Show

Postby pacobird » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:32 pm

man, i liked mass effect 3's ending and i thought season 8 was trash
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Re: Game of Thrones: The TV Show

Postby beatbandito » Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:04 pm

Also that video is over three years old.

Also also, since you guys started it, I've wanted to say it since episode 3 that when Jon Snow looks around and sees all the named characters who should obviously be dying in these short little fight loops it is 1000000% the end of mass effect 3 when you're solo walking down the long street with all your companions showing up just outside of interaction range.
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Re: Game of Thrones: The TV Show

Postby Thad » Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:40 pm

Thad wrote:Thad's Dog Reviews Game of Thrones
Final Episode: The Last Episode Ever

*curls up in corner, snorts, falls asleep*

You know, guys, I embellished some of those reviews.

But this one is fucking verbatim.

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Re: Game of Thrones: The TV Show

Postby Mothra » Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:03 pm

Thad's dog speaks for all of us

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