Truthiness! (Onion, Clickhole, etc.)

[Mongrel]

[Büge]

[Thad]

Depressed Police Officer Reminds Self That Chauvin Verdict Not Representative Of System At Large

[Mongrel]

The stock image used in this is killing me all on its own.

[Büge]

[Mongrel]

fucking lmao

EDIT: Also, it's too perfect that the game has coincidentally (or is that "coincidentally"?) ALSO been indefinitely delayed umpteen times.

[Mongrel]

AI generated mansplaining
https://janellecshane.substack.com/p/botsplaining

A circle is technically a sandwich. Bread is tightly connected to circleness.

When you look at a tree, grass, and shrub, when you look at a planet, or the earth in general, you can expect to see dinosaur prints. The purpose of a printed animal is to indicate how far a creature has come, and how old that creature is. Your printer would be proud of the stuff we print.

T-rex was the Tyrannosaurus rex. Also, the apostrophe is the proper grammar when trying to inform the reader that the "rex" root of the word describes ownership. e.g. If I told you "Hey I own a Ferrari," you would be fooled unless you knew that the "re" ending could mean whoever was forming the sentence owned it. "Rex" is the same sort of suffix, which is why, when describing something awesome, like a T-rex, it can confuse things when we use it wrongly.

[Thad]

‘Call of Duty’ Announces Double Loot Weekend in Honor of Donald Rumsfeld

[Mongrel]

so good

so fucking good

[Thad]

Fraternity Criticized for “Activision Blizzard-Like Culture”

[Mongrel]

[nosimpleway]

Why would you play a Blizzard game when you can play a lizard game (bask in sun, scuttle, eat a bug)

[mharr]

The Poe is strong with this one.

[Mongrel]

[Thad]

As a Mom, I Hope and Pray That You Put Marijuana Edibles in My Kid’s Halloween Bag

[Mongrel]

Okay, this thread goes on for a little while, but all of it is glorious perfect madness.

[Upthorn]

It's not just a thread. It's a whole goddamn account like that. It brings me joy whenever I see it post somewhere.

[Thad]

Texas School Censors All Of ‘Huck Finn’ Except The N-Words

[Thad]

Josh Hawley Slams Video Games As Threat To American Masculinity After Bullshit Sniper Ends His ‘Battlefield’ Killstreak

[Thad]

NFT Investor Reminds Skeptics Everything Else In World Stupid And Meaningless Too