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[Friday]

and also i guess i'm a pirate now

[Mongrel]

and also i guess i'm a pirate now

So if you can kick a chair to learn karate, you can also slap your desk to become a pirate?

Man, if only I knew these life hacks when I was a kid!

[mharr]

This may be the greatest version of the Doctor Who theme ever recorded.



Don't forget to activate captions.

[Mongrel]

I dunno man,

This intro features the original fifth doctor and was only aired once by accident when the BBC was in a "breakdown" mode.

[Brentai]

Okay yeah I can see how someone watched that and declared "THIS SHOW IS TOO FUN" and that's how we got Peter Davison.

[Thad]

*raises eyebrows and looks helpless*

[beatbandito]

use this video to fend off italians

[Mongrel]

In my experience the best way to do that is to break your spaghetti.

It's like the Italian version of the Angry Croissant Dad.

(please don't break your spaghetti, learn to cook it like a civilized person, you savages)

[mharr]

We get through a couple tins a week of Heinz pre-cooked spaghetti bolognese here. It's like if Pedigree Chum made wet food for pet humans

Edit: Tansy just read this over my shoulder and now the microwave is running. Midnight snack inspired, apparently.

[Mongrel]

"So. Y'wanna go fast, huh? The answer is simple... "

[KingRoyal]

That guy saw an opportunity and he took it

[Mongrel]

In fairness, that man is 70% vodka

[mharr]

The. Fucking. Mako.

[Mongrel]

This sure is a thing

[beatbandito]

Billy Joel could take out a whole community with that thing.

[Mongrel]

[mharr]

I... any, all or none of these could be real. Oh god.

[Mongrel]

[KingRoyal]

[beatbandito]