Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

[Brantly B.]

Somewhere, MarsDragon is arming her deadliest missiles.

[Niku]

and they thought 'darn her' was a mild curse at worst

[Mongrel]

Another fine example of Poe's Law.



That's got to be parody... right?

... right?

[Friday]

It's post 2020. There is no such thing as not taking these people 100% seriously anymore.

[Mongrel]

It's post 2020. There is no such thing as not taking these people 100% seriously anymore.

Agree that even trolls should have the hammer dropped on 'em regardless, just saying I still don't know if this IS a troll or not.

[Mongrel]

[Mongrel]

[Friday]

Ignore the bottom one about the holocaust, that's like dark humor basic bitch joke 101, but w/e

I am fucking tired of people thinking that "vaguely racist" or "racist" humor and dark humor are the same thing

no

your racist joke isn't dark, it's just racist

do us all a favor and go back to your fucking college dorm room and jerk off to anime nine year olds in swimsuits for the seventh time today before you get on /pol and talk about how people are so upset by jokes these days

or actually don't do either of those things and instead go fuck yourself

[Grath]

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

[Friday]

*eats a baby*

[nosimpleway]

Well you see, the trick about "dark humor" is that there has to be "humor" in there somewhere.

[nosimpleway]

"I love dark humor. Like, you know, a mime on fire."
"That's not dark humor. That's just mean. Dark humor would be, like... A guy drops out of clown school, after years of dreaming of becoming a mime. He just can't cut it. But then at what would have been his graduation ceremony, everybody's getting their diplomas or whatever, and he shows up. He douses himself in gasoline, sets himself on fire, and calmly, silently sits in the middle of the graduation ceremony while everyone else who graduated the mime program freaks out and runs around in a panic."
"What the shit"
"That's dark humor."
"...but it's not funny."
"Eh. I guess you had to be there."

[Büge]

If your humour is dark, seek medical attention

[beatbandito]

how dark is my humor? I'm having my black bile drained as we speak.

[Niku]

milk humor just tastes kinda like puke to me