Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Tue Feb 26, 2019 1:19 pm

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:25 pm

Ok. You're in a tavern in the town of Borgril, on the edge of the Borderlands. Recently, increased Dragon activity has been noticed over the Greyspine Mountains, and Goblins are beginning to become bolder in their raids. This has attracted mercenaries and adventurers such as yourself to the area. The waitress comes over and asks if you want a drink with all that thirst.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:56 pm

What's the opposite of a gradual roll downhill and then a sudden drop off a cliff?

'Cause your post is that.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:43 pm

“We said we’re not in business of selling products or doing transactions, we have our purpose, which is to enrich lives with the help of technology,” Joly explained. “We’re making big changes in people lives by addressing key needs – from entertainment to health and security. This sense of purpose is mobilising everyone and we’re innovating in support of that.

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:35 am

Help my husband ejaculates into socks and my husky keeps eating them and shitting them out


There's an image. Yes. She posted a fucking photo of a cumsock that's been through a dog's digestive tract.

You can google it if you want to, but I ain't linking it.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Yoji » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:35 am

There is so much to unpack here... that will stay unpacked. When you're moving to a new house and you find a box labeled "dog keeps eating and shitting out cumsocks," you don't unpack that; you throw it in the trash and burn the clothes you were wearing at the time.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:58 am

More than 40% of the Vietnamese population has Nguyen as their family name, meaning one in every three people in Vietnam has this as their last name.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Upthorn » Fri Dec 03, 2021 6:34 am

Yup. That made my eye twitch. Either say 2 out of every 5, or say "almost half"
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Fri Dec 03, 2021 1:33 pm

lmao BAD AT MATH
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Tue Dec 07, 2021 7:01 pm

NEWS: Mysterious cube-shaped anomaly discovered on the moon's far side by Chinese rover

The rover will spend the next 2-3 months verifying it

It looks like a stage, or a set, where they might have faked the moon landing.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby mharr » Tue Dec 07, 2021 11:03 pm

Time machine plan #322 - visit moon, film laughably fake moon landing in situ.

(It's a perfectly normal rock isn't it)

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Wed Dec 08, 2021 11:53 am

Either that or it's a Dark Cube, and inside is Proof the The Conspiracy. I'd say about 50/50.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Brentai » Wed Dec 08, 2021 1:48 pm

I guess the implication is that they faked the moon landing after landing on the moon so that you don't see Megatron.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jan 01, 2022 4:20 pm

lmaoooooo
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Niku » Sat Jan 01, 2022 6:09 pm

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jan 03, 2022 4:37 pm

More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew


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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Mon Jan 03, 2022 7:21 pm

Dear Prudence,
My daughter-in-law enjoys knitting and crocheting. For her birthday, my husband and I gave her a generous gift card to a local yarn store, for which she thanked us and seemed very pleased. Imagine my dismay, however, when six months later for our anniversary she gifted us with a lovely bedspread, which she told me she made with yarn purchased from the gift card! I told my son that we’d in effect paid for our own present and that he needs to communicate to his wife how improper and stingy this move was. He refuses, saying that her labor and time were also part of the gift. We haven’t spoken much since except to discuss our grandchildren, and our DIL has been outright cold. I’m considering writing her a letter directly explaining why this was an improper gift and expressing my sadness that her own parents didn’t teach her gift etiquette. My husband wants me to drop the whole thing and pretend like it never happened. Prudie, I don’t like the idea of moving on as if nothing happened.


I just reread the thread and I would like to officially state that this is the first words that make me want to BOTH slap and choke the poster
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Niku » Mon Jan 03, 2022 7:41 pm

s m o t h e r h e r i n y a r n
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