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Cool Story Bro

Postby beatbandito » Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:41 pm

In my never-ending quest for novelty, I have dropped to the dankest depths of terrible indie projects, and surprisingly well-produced shit too.

Be it games, movies, video series, comics, books, etc. They all have a common factor that is a fucking miserable copy. It may be bad writing, bad translating, both, or a brilliantly written description of the worst idea ever.

These are their stories.

Ureshon!, Kazumi Yoshiyuki - Mangasee
A boy falls in love with a girl, who he witnesses urinating in public. Unable to confess, he is gifted with a deus ex machina when the girl suddenly transfers to his school. Never minding the coincidence, he immediately calls out to her, and is overjoyed to find out that she wet her pants the moment she saw him. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to partake in their darkest, most wild urine-based fetishes. While the two engage in water sports, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PISS.
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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby WingSounds » Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:17 pm

M'grotty piss-stained manga...
I didn't believe you about the, uh, high concept... Until I looked it up.
Well. Huh.
It wouldn't be the weirdest concept I've read, but aqua regia isn't quite my cup of gold.

...

it took me ages to find that line and game, geeze

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby beatbandito » Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:10 am

The Ride-On King Baba Yasushi - Kissmanga
Alexander Purchinov is president for life of the country of Pursia, a country ruled by violence and the influence of its government. Alexander always desires to be dominant, and "ride" things, whether literally or figuratively. Now that he has already ridden his country, his next target is a fantasy world that has orcs, wyverns, and centaurs.
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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby Silversong » Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:38 am

/me sits down on the carpet for train wreck story time. O_O

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby nosimpleway » Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:01 am

Oh god. A country ruled by the inflience of government? The horror.

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby WingSounds » Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:34 am

I'm thinking a more debonair Fist of the North -
Oh, it's Putin...

Literally, it's Putin.
Only with an affection towards... Riding things.
He gets quite another lionisation in the press as it is, but that being said... This one is really weird. So was the other one, but...
It reminds me a bit of Legend of Koizumi.

Also, I'm impressed at your skill finding these. Good... Job..?

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby beatbandito » Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:49 pm

I was looking for any bullshit once I started the thread just to beef it up, but I'm glad I held out for one that really hit me in the face.

Worth noting, Ride-On King is actually amazing. Good-natured putin ends up in a mysterious western-fantasy world with loan-shark Marcille/Pearl and a drunk witch. It's comedy/comedy-action so anything more than that would kind of ruin it.

okay one more thing

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby mharr » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:36 pm

Suplex that ghost train, cool uncle mirror universe Putin.

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby WingSounds » Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:13 am

I'm actually kind of amazed at how chill this Vova is. Like, outside of semi-sexual NEED FOR SPEED, or is that... Need for steed..?
He's just kind of well-heeled and polite? A little intense, but, so it is. Like, I feel this is one of those manga I should not be enjoying as much as I am.

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby Büge » Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:50 am

I move that a mod add (nto) on the end of the thread title.
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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby WingSounds » Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:56 am

I second that motion.
... Even though it took me way too long to get it, and I nearly asked 'ah, what's nto...'

Think that tears it, I'm going to sleep.

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby nosimpleway » Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:54 am

nto is the same as updog I think

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby mharr » Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:57 am

What's broupdog?

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby beatbandito » Sat Jan 26, 2019 12:20 pm

Tsukinaga meets a new student attempting to reach her shoe locker; demonstrating her athletic ability she grabs the slippers with her feet! That's not all as Komurai Komura introduces herself to the class by writing her name with her foot! A barefoot love comedy has just begun!


Glad to see DN is out there living his dream.

The mostly quiet Madoka-chan likes to hang out at her window, where some salary man tends to pass by, leading to Madoka doing all kinds of activities.

It's not porn! Basically just Seki.
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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby beatbandito » Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:22 pm

This was a productive wait at the dentist.

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby Esperath » Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:30 pm

The mostly quiet Madoka-chan likes to hang out at her window, where some QB tends to pass by, leading to Madoka doing all kinds of suffering.
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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby beatbandito » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:28 pm

This surrealist collection of stories follows the lives of several girls and their interactions with dicks that have been chopped off. Once off a guy's body, the dicks act as separate living creatures with a mind of their own.


I'm actually kind late on this one. Looks like it's by the artist who did that (touhou?) head blob moe thing a couple years back.
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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:09 pm

beatbandito wrote:head blob moe thing


Isn't this an entire genre now?
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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby beatbandito » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:47 pm

It was the same artist of what I was thinking of, but I may have been conflating it with another, actually touhou thing.

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Re: Cool Story Bro

Postby beatbandito » Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:02 pm

Goblin is Very Strong - MangaDex
Goblin-san accidentally reached level 99... and now she keeps killing heroes.


It's like Goblin Hunter, but opposite.





Because there's no rape.
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