paco makes 90's music jokes while stoned

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nine inch nails is metal for estate planning lawyers

tool is metal for their kids

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i have full conversations with myself and it is a problem

my wife came home and i was in the kitchen like, "look, you don't have to LIKE it, but if you want an example of perfect British Mom Rock you can't do better than coldplay's first album"

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portishead is garbage if garbage didn't care about selling records

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if you need to convince someone that america is right-wing all you need to do is point out that Smashing Pumpkins became really popular by being just unspecifically dissatisfied with everything, and their fans related to the sense of alienation of not being able to do anything in your life to actualize the world you want, like, really, REALLY related to it, and these same people, this thoroughly dissatisfied and alienated bunch, considered it a massive betrayal when Billy Corgan went on infowars to complain about social justice warriors

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how would it feel to be toad the wet sprocket and in dulcinea create just the perfect mom rock album, just start to finish, a Platonic form seriously, and then have titanic come out