Sharkey wrote:I probably mentioned it before but puppet obsessed dad originally named me Kermit Grover Sharkey. The night I was born he put off driving my mom to the hospital until the Muppet Show was over (it was the one with that Buffalo Springfield song.) Giving me his own name was a last minute compromise/appeal to his fuckin ego when it came time to fill out the birth certificate.
Really? My headcanon was that after the Muppet show, your parents changed the channel and the Star Trek episode "By Any Other Name" was on.