Aight, I'm two thirds of the way through Stormblood. Here comes Zed's Beast Tribe Rankings, by absolutely absent demand.
squip squip squip squip
can't wait for them to be a playable race
789th order acolyte ba go is the only good character in ARR
i put on their armor set and call everyone fleshling
i get to repeatedly stink up a dragon's personal space until he goes away
they're furry little shites indeed but this is the first time I've ever given one half of one toot about moogles so it has that going for it
i guess they're kind of endearingly goofy instead of being "this is the mandatory cute critter of the game, look how cute, buy square enix merchandise"
i even feel bad about that one quest with the slapping, good grief
behold the power of interpretive dance
yes, i get it, the ishgardians don't know catsfoot chew is made out of bug meat, tidus laugh
on the plus side you can do the sundrop at the start of missions and identify fellow cool people by who does it with you
proud warrior race, yawn
masked catgirl is secretly hot, what a tweest
fishdad is the only remotely interesting member of his entire species
he is not very interesting
fuck you I'm not climbing the observatorium again
carry quests, all day, every day
no cool wolf
sneezing mount is in remarkably poor taste nowadays
pickle delivery slash child beating service
"my self-confidence was the real treasure"
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