Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:11 am
Widowmaker keeps dating jerks like Reaper and never nice guys like me
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Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
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Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:21 pm
So last week I enjoyed some OW with Lyrai and we had a good time stomping about in Dorado. Didn't involve any super salty Lucios though.
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 6:27 pm
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 7:38 pm
Wait... I thought she had to leave the time gadget on in order to stay alive/corporeal/anchored in time/whatever? Guess I was mistaken?
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 7:42 pm
According to the Overwatch twitter, she doesn't need to literally wear it, she just needs a certain proximity.
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:30 pm
tracer is canon gay :3
traceroglingwidow'sass.jpeg
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:04 pm
OI TRACER ERE YE PLUMPERED INNINIT QUEEFERS DONNE ROIGHT PISHED BOUT ME'N'ME COONT SLATHERIN' TONUGES INNI PAPERS WELL FOOK EM *snot rockets*
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:37 pm
sometimes I'm angry that you can't karma people anymore
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:08 am
How did she take the harness off? I thought the whole thing was that the harness stabilizes her in the timestream so that she doesn't go in and out anymore. Maybe fucking your girlfriend does the same thing?
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:42 am
Maybe she has like a device at home so she can take a shower? Some sort of Amazon Echo for time travel shenanigans?
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:20 pm
Yeah, it's possible that her home has a larger generator with a larger field?
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:22 pm
This thread has really become amazing in the last few posts
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:55 pm
Some of the peeps I know have a curated thread for posting nonsense from internet crazies on all sorts of different subjects. Usually it's not anything crazy enough to be worth sharing, but this gem came up today:
I mean, you want to hope that's a troll, but even then...
A talking gorilla named Winston (an obvious anagram of "sin town") is not only one of the heroes but a scientist who 'reformed' this group of anti-JESUS crusaders called 'Overwatch' after I can only assume GOD-fearing Christians in the game's "lore" put a stop to them. This is about as blatant an advertisement for bestiality and evolution all in one as I have seen, at least since I returned to the Western world where GOD pays attention, and let me tell you, HE is listening, attentive, and steaming mad!
Decades of creation science proving evolution dead wrong and here Blizzard is promoting the ludicrous and blasphemous notion that we ought to start letting apes talk as if they have souls. Abominable.
I mean, you want to hope that's a troll, but even then...
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:49 pm
at least since I returned to the Western world where GOD pays attention
hahahaha
is this really a thing?
do bible thumpers explain all the horrible shit that goes on in the third world with just "god doesn't pay attention there because they are savages anyway"?
because that is 100% fucking amazing
sin town
I will now be unable to call Winston Winston or Harambe or anything else
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:10 pm
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:16 pm
Just show him the Sin Town thing and he'll realize it's better this way
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:19 pm
Remind me why we're trying to preserve any of this anymore *gestures vaguely as if to everything and nothing*
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:32 am
jokes are flying all over people's heads in this topic it seems.
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:46 am
is the joke that the 2016 mainstream game market is not ready for woman-gorilla sex
Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:10 am
Clearly it is a three-way relationship. No one woman can handle the primal rage.
More importantly canon straight Pharah because she's eating food with a boy.
More importantly canon straight Pharah because she's eating food with a boy.