CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:42 pm

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:23 am

<@Silversong> The trouble I found is that tomorrow's event had a speaker cancel on Friday, we replaced them and changed all the art, then a speaker pulled out Monday, and this morning we replaced them
<@Silversong> and now I have to last minute do everything because I couldn't do anything yesterday in case we canceled the whole thing
<beatbandito> a speaker that canceled on Friday?
<beatbandito> Subway Girl is there?
<Sede> ba-dum *splort*
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Oct 04, 2020 9:26 pm

<Romosome> from what I understand Musashi won 60 duels with a single wooden sword, then fucked off to a cave and wrote a book where he said "dude using two swords would be even sicker"
<Romosome> imagine killing a bunch of people with a stick and then writing a book about exotic martial arts
<maou> imagine killing a bunch of people with a stick and then retiring to dream what it'd be like if you had two sticks
<Romosome> even at 13 I realized musashi was kinda full of shit because the book of five rings just has parts in it like
<Romosome> "an effective tactic is to strike the enemy simultaneously in the head, body, and limbs"
<Romosome> there's two ways to react to that
<Romosome> one: wow how profound it's like a tactical metaphor
<Romosome> two: yeah no shit dude
<beatbandito> plus there's that chapter where he's like "avoid taking damage and hit the enemy in their weak point"
<Romosome> that's just a centuries old japanese version of PRO TIP SHOOT THE CYBERDEMON TO KILL IT
<Romosome> yeah
<Romosome> Miyamoto Musashi, inventor of Gamepro
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Romosome » Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:46 am

Thad wrote:...multiplication sum?


All integer products are by definition also summations.

Also, prescriptivism is for weenies.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:22 am

Oh man I am going to have a scathing comeback to that in about six weeks.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:28 am

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Wed Oct 07, 2020 4:03 pm

<ToadBrews> There's a sequel to Train to Busan that just came out but it's on a streaming service I've never heard of called 'In Theaters' which seems like a bold move
<Doug> Is it Plane to Busan
<ToadBrews> I think they mostly walk this time, but I haven't seen it yet
<wrathy> Ankle Sprain to Busan
<Doug> Montalban in Busan
<MindWarped> Zoom Call to Busan
<QED2> Throw Momma From the Train To Busan
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Romosome » Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:45 pm

Busan v Snowpiercer

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:29 pm

[15:48:45] <Brentai> I think I've been wildly misquoted.
[15:50:02] <Brentai> If Yoda gets married to a sentient rock that will crush his cock daily and I say "Lucky Yoda" that does not imply necessarily that MY cock with a rock I must crush.
[15:50:31] <Brentai> I just mean he's lucky to have fulfilled his personal fantasy, of having his cock crushed by immaculate living rock.
[15:50:43] <Brentai> I am so GODDAMN erect right now.
[15:52:06] <Romosome> hang on
[15:52:11] <Romosome> I'm trying to figure out what that means
[15:52:17] <Romosome> oh ok
[15:52:55] <Romosome> but we're assuming here that yoda is into cock crushing
[15:53:07] <Romosome> I think that was where I was confused
[15:53:20] <zaratustra> ...
[15:53:26] zaratustra alt+tabs away again
[15:53:56] <Romosome> like if some girl farts on Yoda's cake and you say "lucky yoda" unprompted that does imply you think someone farting on your cake is enjoyable
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:50 pm

<Romosome> I was supposed to wake up and do shit today but I did shit yesterday and woke up late and now I don't feel like doing anything but rolling on the ground making farty noises with my mouth
<Friday> hashtag relatable
<Friday> hashtag millennial humor
<Friday> hashtag every single fucking webcomic made by anyone under 35
<Friday> "I'm lazy" *thunderous, sustained laughter and applause*
<Brentai> If you're above 35 you relate but it's not funny oh god my life is pointless
<Romosome> you know the joke Friday
<Romosome> Boomer humor: I hate my wife
<Romosome> Millenial humor: I hate my life
<Romosome> Zoomer humor: beezchurger

2:48 PM <Romosome> also don't quote me on that one it's stolen

2:56 PM <beatbandito> romo friday quoted you on it
2:56 PM <beatbandito> I'm a snitch
2:56 PM <Friday> i don't give a fuck
2:56 PM <Friday> i'll quote anything
2:56 PM <Friday> I'll quote this
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Büge » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:55 pm

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