#Tell Friday

[Mongrel]

Greet Greet Antagonize

[Mongrel]

[Büge]

[Friday]

changing The Thing to a how solve it (revealing all the assimilations on camera) is not something I knew I absolutely needed in my life but here we are

"So, Palmer, you say you are not the Thing, when clearly your eyes are not gleaming at all"

"what the hell do you mean Detective my eyes are clearly gleaming right now"

"ah but how could you know that unless you share a hive mind with the other Thing in this room and are looking at Palmer's eyes through their eyes and a form of shared consciousness/telepathy right now"

*Columbo flamethrowers both Palmer and the dog, movie ends*

[Friday]

"You were the only one who could have gotten to that blood, good sir. We'll do you last."

"Detective this is absurd. It doesn't prove a thing."

*instead of a bloodtest, Columbo proceeds to ask questions for several hours to the tied up men until Palmer just gives up and reveals himself as a Thing*

[Friday]

"Where were you Childs?"

"Well Detective, I thought I saw Blair. I went out into the snow after him."

"I see. And why is your jacket changed?"

"What do you mean? I made sure to put on the same color -- oh fuck"

*Columbo flamethrowers Childs*

[Mongrel]

[Büge]

THAT WAS SHARED ON THE PUBLIC DISCORD IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE

[nosimpleway]

[Friday]

in California that is legal grounds for breakup/divorce

[Mongrel]

There's a joke in there about her pulling a Riker-on-the-console.

[Caithness]

[Mongrel]

[Büge]

[Friday]

Ultros: Can I play the piano anymore?

Chupon: Of course you can!

Ultros: Well I couldn't -- *is sneezed out of frame*

[Friday]

this will not make sense to anyone who has not seen Edgerunners but trust me it is 100% accurate

[Mongrel]

Oh, no no, it makes far too much sense and I ain't seen Bladejoggers at all.

[nosimpleway]

Eventually all lifeforms evolve into a crab stealth archer

[Friday]

I feel like there's a 95% chance this has already been in the thread, but

[nosimpleway]