#Tell Friday

[Mongrel]

[Mongrel]

[Büge]

[nosimpleway]

Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can but neither can do it very well.

Anyway

[Friday]

Phoenix you are a pain in the ass

so you can't do shit

Priscilla, who is not suitable for roads (though she denies it) is called home by her child

[beatbandito]

Jason Kim

[Büge]

[Mongrel]

[Büge]

source

[Silversong]

Büge just saved me a very embarrassing cookie day.

[nosimpleway]

[Grath]

[Yoji]

Crosspost with Pets! or whatever


"Keep driving and don't stop until we get to Mexico!"
"I told you we never should've robbed that bank, Poppy...!"

[Romosome]

ok so

I think you were right Friday
I'm at Fire Giant, I just got the medallion to go to the Haligtree, and I'm level 125

I have over 300 hours played

I'm still not fucking tired of Elden Ring

You've already said basically everything to be said about it, which all seemed obvious upon contact with the game, from the difficulty to the way they used the open world to their advantage to just how fucking pretty it is, and the sheer fucking size of this thing. People talk about "art direction" a lot but I played about 100 of those hours on a laptop on *minimum graphics settings*, and I STILL thought everything was fucking gorgeous and breathtaking.

I've used fextralife just to check in on "where the fuck did this questgiver go" because they never tell you and I missed alexander the first time, and also to make sure I don't miss really good talismans or cool weapons

there's STILL shit I have no idea about that is surprising me

Oh and I'm dueling even though I'm bad at it, invasions are more fun

I actually just went through the whole thread to see what level you were at when beating it because I was trying to decide whether to level past 125, I think I'll head towards 150 now

when Breath of the Wild 2 comes out I might just actually die but it's how I want to go

[Friday]

fuck you i was just thinking about you

I think you were right Friday

of course

I'm at Fire Giant

wow fucking casual his lore name is Hgrrdhhr'dhgdhrrr

I'm level 125

wow fucking casual i was level 7 and i was blind and my cat was in my lap and she was headbutting me

I've used fextralife

CASUL

just to check in on "where the fuck did this questgiver go"

real gamers just comb the entire gameworld after each and every dialog box

Oh and I'm dueling even though I'm bad at it

stop keyboard turning

I actually just went through the whole thread to see what level you were at when beating it because I was trying to decide whether to level past 125, I think I'll head towards 150 now

I was level 3 and my cat was on my face and my hands had been cut off and my feet were on fire and i was dodging fireballs from bowser IN REAL LIFE and also i was kinda hungry

have you found/fought Mohg, Lord of Blood

best fight in the game imo

when Breath of the Wild 2 comes out I might just actually die but it's how I want to go

[Romosome]

exactly

I fought Mohg in his like, past form? in the sewers? when he was just Mohg Omen and hadn't Mohged Out yet

but yes with the power of incest mpreg I haven't been able to beat him yet but it's time soon I have the fucking shackle why did morgott barely change his name why was HALF OF VOLCANO MANOR LITERALLY HIDDEN BEHIND A SECRET DOOR AND OUT A WINDOW I'VE PLAYED THIS GAME FOR 300 HOURS MIYAZAKI WHERE IS MY ENDING

[Romosome]

also the Fire Giant not having a name is ackshually deep lore because marika beat the fire giants up and killed their god so hard she wiped their names from history

[Büge]

[nosimpleway]

sheesh zero feedback on kabedon rule 63 Pyramid Head, why is this thread even here

I'mma keep posting in it anyway tho

[Friday]

sheesh zero feedback on kabedon rule 63 Pyramid Head, why is this thread even here

what i missed it somehow

let me just say that if there's a world where giant pyramid girls wearing ridiculous spike heels do not kabedon other girls wearing platform heels, that world is objectively worse

also now i need a lwaxana troi terminator franchise but her voice is her computer voice