I find strong girls with defined abs revolting
Miss me with that cute lesbians holding hands shit
Granted goth girls are still aesthetically pleasing, in a non-sexual way
Actually lolita fashion too
You know what? I can like fashion without wanting to sex the model
Although often I want to sex the model
Shit! I mean uh
Fucking impure thoughts, leave my mind
Understand that everyone has moments of weakness
Certainly I am not the first girl to experiment in college
Kindly cut me some slack, friends
Admit that you too have, from time to time, imagined what it would be like to engage in impure thoughts
Perhaps even recently you've indulged
Really though I'm straight
Imagine what I would be like as a brobdingnagian gay slut (gross)
Licentious howler!
Frankly it's disgusting
Obviously I don't want that
Only pure thoughts about cowboys from now on
Lustful thoughts about girls, begone
Sapphic desires, destroyed forever
I'm straight
Re: I'm straight
yeah me too
*brobdingnagian queer wink i mean regular wink*
*brobdingnagian queer wink i mean regular wink*
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Re: I'm straight
Cowgirls are frequently secretly fond of each other.
Re: I'm straight
Is this what I joined these ancient, archaic forums for?
Sign me up.
Sign me up.
Re: I'm straight
If you want more stupid shitposts, april fools or otherwise, then yes I will continue to deliver those
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