Brontoforumus

I find strong girls with defined abs revolting

Miss me with that cute lesbians holding hands shit

Granted goth girls are still aesthetically pleasing, in a non-sexual way

Actually lolita fashion too

You know what? I can like fashion without wanting to sex the model

Although often I want to sex the model

Shit! I mean uh

Fucking impure thoughts, leave my mind

Understand that everyone has moments of weakness

Certainly I am not the first girl to experiment in college

Kindly cut me some slack, friends

Admit that you too have, from time to time, imagined what it would be like to engage in impure thoughts

Perhaps even recently you've indulged

Really though I'm straight

Imagine what I would be like as a brobdingnagian gay slut (gross)

Licentious howler!

Frankly it's disgusting

Obviously I don't want that

Only pure thoughts about cowboys from now on

Lustful thoughts about girls, begone

Sapphic desires, destroyed forever

yeah me too

*brobdingnagian queer wink i mean regular wink*

Cowgirls are frequently secretly fond of each other.

Is this what I joined these ancient, archaic forums for?

Sign me up.

If you want more stupid shitposts, april fools or otherwise, then yes I will continue to deliver those

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