CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sat Nov 20, 2021 11:10 pm

[7:09 PM] nosimpleway: Mario goes to the Underwhere, basically hell, in Super Paper Mario. Super Mario World depicts Mario with a halo. The implication is that Mario has committed some sort of grave, unforgivable sin between 1991 and 2007
[7:09 PM] nosimpleway: however
[7:10 PM] nosimpleway: Mario is also depicted with a halo when he is defeated at the end of Donkey Kong Jr. Whatever it was that got him banished to the Underwhere, it's worse than the revenge kidnapping of Donkey Kong.
[7:14 PM] Caithness: i never knew dk jr fucking kills mario
[9:56 PM] nosimpleway: It's a reversal of the end of the first Donkey Kong, where Mario drops DK on his head from five stories up
[9:56 PM] nosimpleway: Mario and DK fall to the floor, Jr. catches DK, Mario flops over with a halo
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Nov 21, 2021 3:36 pm

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:16 pm

3:08 PM <leeham> Friday I would never suggest you get roped into this gacha torment but I do know how gay for Celes you are so here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BufsBqj38BQ
3:09 PM <Friday> oh man
3:09 PM <Friday> it's even Amano Celes
3:09 PM <Romosome> oh it's full 3d now huh
3:09 PM <Friday> if anything could ever get me into Gacha, it would be Amano Celes
3:10 PM <Romosome> it's a trap
3:10 PM <Friday> I have been put to the test
3:10 PM <Romosome> don't fall for it
3:10 PM <Friday> And I came here to test your heart!
3:10 PM <Friday> I pass your test
3:10 PM <Friday> I will diminish, and remain Friday
3:11 PM <Friday> Romo prefers GREEN LEOTARD CELES because he HATES THE COLOR YELLOW
3:12 PM <MetalSlime> Friday I have good news
3:12 PM <Friday> Slime whats up
3:13 PM <MetalSlime> In Dissidia Opera Omnia
3:13 PM <MetalSlime> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7zrzzB8hkhI/hqdefault.jpg
3:13 PM <Kishi> https://twitter.com/uejini/status/1371097324559081476 Leotards are important.
3:13 PM <Friday> I have nothing against leotards
3:13 PM <Friday> how could I, when my ultimate wife is wearing a red one
3:13 PM <Friday> Slime that's pretty awesome
3:14 PM <leeham> isn't Opera Omnia also gacha torment?
3:14 PM <MetalSlime> Yes it is also gacha
3:14 PM <Romosome> leotards are what you call those people who insist you can bring leo back to life
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Niku » Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:03 pm

ffvi had the best game genie codes because it actually let you do all kinds of stupid schoolyard rumor shit like have leo in your party
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:25 pm

yeah the most ridiculous one of those rumors i remember was that like if you jumped up to this certain spot in Armored Armadillo's stage at the end of the minecart section and then died with full health like three times then the next time there would be a Capsule there and Dr. Light hologram dressed as Ryu would give you the haduken from street fighter 2 and it could one-shot any boss hahahaha so stupid
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby mharr » Mon Nov 22, 2021 3:01 am

LORD LIBRASULUS SMITHES THEE DOWN

(This was made up as a parody of song & dance cheat codes and all the nineties magazines merrily published it without checking, so now it's on permanent record in all the gamefaqs archives. Pre internet gaming was a trip.)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby nosimpleway » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:26 am

Nimbus Terrafaux was awesome you guys

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby beatbandito » Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:57 am

21:33 <hngkong> Someone could give me an unmodified rom of Zelda 2 and tell me it was a randomizer version and I would 100% believe them.

21:34 <nosimpleway> Check around for Eyes of Gannon. In an unmodified rom, they're everywhere.

21:43 → +BongoBill (voiced) joined

23:01 <Friday> The best part about Eyes of Gannon is that after they are introduced in the third town, literally every NPC who isn't a healer, MP restorer, or storyline/hint giver is one.
23:01 If you talk to any rando NPC enough times, they will eventually turn into an eye.

23:08 <+BongoBill> eyes of what
23:08 is this a romhack or something
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:43 pm

[2:03 PM] hngkong: Silver, Lady?
[2:03 PM] Silversong: present
[2:05 PM] hngkong: You're already the best student I've ever had.
[2:05 PM] hngkong: Ok, so you have Office365 at work, but only use the online apps, correct?
[2:07 PM] Silversong: uh
[2:07 PM] Silversong: on the computer that is in my office at work, I use Office 2016 which is a normal real set of programs
[2:07 PM] Ladyness: learn to stop worrying and love the 365
[more Office stuff]
[Brentai joins the channel]
[2:41 PM] Brentai: Wait a minute I'm in school? And my pants are off?
[2:41 PM] Brentai: This must be a dream!
[2:42 PM] Brentai: jumps off of his porch.
[2:42 PM] hngkong: Oh no, now Brentai is running around with no pants in front of the neighbors again.
[2:42 PM] hngkong: Man, if I had a dollar for every time that happened...
[2:43 PM] Brentai: I'd never. They might get interested if I did that.
[2:43 PM] Brentai: Please don't make me fuck your mom.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Brentai » Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:50 pm

That sounds even more insane than strictly necessary if you don't specify that that was from Discord.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby hngkong » Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:34 am

It's ok Brentai, you still managed to be my second best student. God, education...

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Jan 16, 2022 3:01 pm

<Mazian> Very survival horror-y this weekend. The fog didn't burn off yesterday and it's even denser this morning.
<Mazian> I'd say we're at about Goldeneye levels, but not up to Turok yet.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:22 pm

<fmm> Trucker Convoy would be a badass movie hero name
<Jeb_Bush_2012> that's the fox news guy right
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sat Feb 12, 2022 3:45 pm

[11:55 PM] Niku: I just realized NFTs could be read as NiFTys and felt the cold icy clutch of realization that they are almost assuredly central to whatever the fuck is happening in Sluggy Freelance these days.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:49 pm

[5:01 PM] Bongo: horny jail implies the existence of horny parole
[5:54 PM] Caithness: Not necessarily
[5:56 PM] Caithness: It implies the concept but not the actual existence
[6:22 PM] Bongo: "Horny Crime and Horny Punishment" by Horny Fyodor Dostoevsky
[6:36 PM] Ladyness: can't believe bongo is finally exploring his inner hornitude
[6:52 PM] Bongo: there are aspects of my life that I simply don't post about. like many of you, I was brought up in an era when it was still expected to maintain a separation between online and offline experiences
[7:27 PM] nosimpleway: In the horny criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally horny groups. The horny police, who investigate horny crime, and the horny district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Upthorn » Wed Mar 09, 2022 8:42 pm

<Lottel> The circus is in town and my coworker was asking everyone in the office if they were going. No one said yes or asked her back. I sat in silence for a minute before going "Kari. Are YOU going to the circus?" And she deadpanned said "I can't because of my strong fetish for clowns."
<Lottel> turns out she meant PHOBIA but I asked SEVERAL follow up questions and she would just say shit like "I don't know. They scare the shit out of me. You can't help a fetish."
<Brentai> I'm still not sure she was wrong.
<Brentai> Clowns are basically monstergirls.
<Lottel> I hope so. Because I just favourited a bunch of clown music that I will softly play at my desk so she stays away and never speaks to me again
<Lottel> You've got a strong point, Brentai and I hate it. Thank you.
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Mar 15, 2022 11:05 pm

[7:19 PM] Funkystay: https://twitter.com/emdoyl/status/1099365029739032576
[7:22 PM] Cabreza: We just need to lie and say the Mayans predicted global warming.
[7:23 PM] YUnolikeme: Just need to say the climate change is being used by women to perform abotions
[7:24 PM] Mostlydeadpool: My Theory: the Mayan calendar just tracked how long the warranty lasted. 2012 is when it expired.
[7:24 PM] Mostlydeadpool: Explains a lot since then, really.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby hngkong » Wed Mar 16, 2022 2:56 pm

<Yoji> I just think the residents of #finalfight are neat
<Lady> they're a lot like potatoes, for sure
<hngkong> I mean, I'm fairly lumpy and I have eyes, so it seems legit.
<Kishi> The potated man.
@Silversong comes back from buying organic produce
<@Silversong> how...how many eyes, hng
<hngkong> Innumerable.
<hngkong> Wait, no, two.
<hngkong> Shit, I'm bad at math.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:11 am

<SwirlStarFire> Foxes are basically just dog hardware running cat software
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby beatbandito » Wed Apr 06, 2022 9:32 am

<LittleSlime> !haiku good things
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: Please neuter your dad / Ow! No, don't! Stop please, that hurts! / Help me, Dr. Dick
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