CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:42 pm

<Friday> I think Cassie was my girlcrush in sc2
<Friday> though i did once have a dream where I was married to Taki
<Friday> and I was laying in bed while she was putting on her p2 armor
<Friday> and whining for her to come back to bed
<Friday> and she was like "Friday you know I have to do my job and hunt demons"
<Friday> and she just left
<Friday> it's the closest I've ever had to a sex dream with Taki
<+Mazian> and then Friday was the demons
<Friday> when I woke up I was pissed
<Friday> nothing pisses me off more than a sex dream in which there is no sex
<maou> I can count the number of sex dreams I've had, with or without actual sex, on one hand. =C
<Friday> I'm definitely a statistical outlier when it comes to dreams maou
<Friday> I have tons and tons of them that I can remember
<Friday> it's rare for me to wake up and not remember 1-2 dreams
<Lady> the drug I'm taking now has got me dreaming vividly
<Lady> but not as vividly as the one before that
<Friday> I wouldn't say I have "a lot" of sex dreams, but
<Friday> they're not uncommon
<Friday> maybe 4-6 a month
<Upthorn> I've had more than one-hand worth of sex-dreams
<Lady> sometimes you gotta use both hands huh?
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:46 pm

Well, as they say, when the opportunity comes, ya gotta seize it with both hands.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Lottel » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:56 am

Our friend was playing video games and took a bathroom break, unfortunately leaving us unattended

[syntheticwitch]: did you get all the piss out
[Lottel]: REAL GAMERS PISS IN THEIR CHAIR, LOSER
[syntheticwitch]: it's so anti-pog of u to put all the piss in a toilet
[Lotte]l: you can pog or you can clog, faker
[Lottel]: toilet pisser

sometime later

[Lottel]: you just gotta ask yourself: Are you a pogchamp or are you a clogchamp
[syntheticwitch] : clogchump
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Fri Apr 02, 2021 3:39 pm

<+BongoBill> What was the dildo doing out of its dildo case?
<Lady> bongo, fear of the name increases fear of the thing itself. don't say "dildo case", say "butt"
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Fri Apr 02, 2021 4:52 pm

<beatbandito> "please only message me if you liked Evangelion but have no interest in talking about it"
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:38 am

<Kishi> Think I'll cut up the rest of that watermelon.
<Kishi> Become refreshed beyond reason.
<@Silversong> whoa kishi, calm down
— Kishi smiles ruefully.
<Kishi> It's...too late for me.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:25 pm

<zaratrusta> it's harder to engage with a videogame when you're old
<zaratrusta> it's all like
<zaratrusta> fuck
<zaratrusta> this dialogue is taking 2 seconds too long
<zaratrusta> fuck
<zaratrusta> fuuuuck
<zaratrusta> gonna go
<zaratrusta> look at a wall
<beatbandito> I dislike everything being voiced
<beatbandito> but I also dislike old text walls, going back
<beatbandito> I want stories to be told through gestures
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:38 pm

Thad wrote:Making games bigger than 40 megabits was a mistake.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Silversong » Thu Jun 17, 2021 10:40 am

< Lady> nosimpleway is that dad from dragonball and now you're chichi
< Lady> the helmet actually just emits super sonic puns
< ^_-ndito> he was just ox king you a question

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Jun 20, 2021 5:41 pm

<^_-ndito> there's a scene when you're meeting Legion in ME2
<^_-ndito> they're explaining their whole thing and Edi is like "We are Legion for we are many" and Legion is like "ah, yes, christian bible, gospels of matthew book 8 verse 32"
<^_-ndito> but it gets all the information on organics from a seemingly infinite store of all information sent out on space internet
<^_-ndito> so it really should be like "ah, yes, tumblr.com user 'professor cumddaddies' 2012"
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Silversong » Fri Jul 02, 2021 11:33 am

< Romosome> look at it this way
< Romosome> is there someone to blame for the heat?
< Sede> antifa!
< Romosome> yes, massive industrial corporations and their enablers in government.
< Romosome> aka "capitalism"
< Sede> oh
< Romosome> so by blaming yourself, you're taking the heat...for capitalism
>>> Sede shades
< Sede>
< Romosome> and that's NO GOOOOOOOD
< Utsuho> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>> Romosome falls off skateboard

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Yoji » Fri Jul 23, 2021 1:24 am

I've been thinking about that one a lot, actually.

Like just two days ago, my wife brings home a big bag of chips as kids rewards for good behavior. I immediately thought about the Frito Lay's strike going on and started feeling bad.

Then a little Romo popped on my shoulder wearing a hoodie and weird glasses. "Capitalism is more rigged than a carnival game, my dude. Taking it personally won't help the ring land on the bottle neck." Then he kickflipped onto the dinner table, yelled something like "be gay and eat the rich!" and then totally ate shit
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Tue Aug 03, 2021 1:12 am

<Friday> yeah
<Friday> i forget who said it now but
<Friday> maybe it was even someone here?
<Friday> i honestly don't remember
<Friday> it might have been someone on twitter or whatever, i don't know
<Friday> but it's the best way to describe to a cis what the experience of being trans is like from a societal bullshit perspective
<Friday> like the usual thing is "try to imagine waking up a different gender" but that's wrong
<Friday> the better way is
<Friday> say you identify as he/him
<Friday> and always have
<Friday> and one day you wake up
<Friday> and everyone around you is insisting on calling you she/her
<Friday> and if you say "wait no i'm he/him" they call you mentally ill
<Friday> or whatever
<Friday> all the normal transphobe shit
<Upthorn> yeah
<Upthorn> It's just surprising considering that it's from the same show that, just one season before had gone in the direction of "lol look it's a straight guy falling for a very obvious man in a dress! lol lol!"
<Upthorn> which is even more uncomfortable to describe than it was to watch
<Romosome> one day you wake up and jk rowling wants to tell you what bathroom to use
<Friday> Romo
<Friday> when I was 17, a dog bit me
<Friday> it was very traumatic
<Friday> and that's why I don't like cats
<Friday> oh sorry shit i accidently swapped some words around on accident
<Friday> hold on
<Friday> Romo
<Friday> when JK Rowling was 17, a man molested her
<Friday> it was very traumatic
<Friday> and that's why she doesn't like trans people
<Romosome> wait seriously?
<Romosome> she says it's because she was molested when she was 17?
<Upthorn> Romosome: it is one of the things that she often brings up when talking about her fear of "men in women's bathrooms"
<Romosome> wow
<Romosome> well she wants to make sure only women who deserve it are raped
<Romosome> like dolores umbridge
<Romosome> who was raped by centaurs
<Romosome> hey remember when she made jokes about a wizard fucking sheep
<Romosome> it's all fun and buggery jokes until a trans woman wants to take a piss
<Upthorn> The truth is, trauma response and ego defense measures can really do that kind of twisted illogical shit to people's brains so, like, I believe her when she says that that's why she's so up in arms about this completely unrelated situation
<Romosome> nah fuck that
<Upthorn> but it doesn't make any of the shit she says/does any less harmful
<Romosome> I mean yes but
<Upthorn> nor does it absolve her from the responsibility of noticing that, like
<Romosome> once you make millions off your dumb heteronormative wizard book of old-timey racism
<Upthorn> "hey, this is not related to that. this is a garbage signal that you should ignore"
<Upthorn> *billions
<Romosome> you don't get to cry about this kind of stuff
<Romosome> or feign any ignorance
<Romosome> she's a millionaire using her voice to oppress, and telling her own fans she knows better than them
<Romosome> the world will be a better place if and when she dies horribly due to something entirely preventable that she didn't like the idea of
<Romosome> hopefully it will be turbo aids
<Romosome> it's so tragic that JK Rowling became the first person to die on twitter by inhaling her entire keyboard in response to a cheerios ad with a biracial family
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Büge » Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:23 am

Friday wrote:<Friday> yeah
<Friday> i forget who said it now but
<Friday> maybe it was even someone here?
<Friday> i honestly don't remember
<Friday> it might have been someone on twitter or whatever, i don't know
<Friday> but it's the best way to describe to a cis what the experience of being trans is like from a societal bullshit perspective
<Friday> like the usual thing is "try to imagine waking up a different gender" but that's wrong
<Friday> the better way is
<Friday> say you identify as he/him
<Friday> and always have
<Friday> and one day you wake up
<Friday> and everyone around you is insisting on calling you she/her
<Friday> and if you say "wait no i'm he/him" they call you mentally ill
<Friday> or whatever
<Friday> all the normal transphobe shit


A good metaphor for gender dysphoria I've heard is:

Imagine you're wearing a wool sweater. It's kind of itchy. Now, imagine you're wearing it all the time. It's not so bad at first, because it keeps you warm in chilly weather, and some people say it looks nice on you. Sometimes, it's horrible, like indoors or in the summer, because you get sweaty and itchy and it's all you can think about. Even at the best of times, it's still an itchy wool sweater. Everyone seems to think you're all right with it, because you're wearing the sweater all the time. All you notice when you look into a mirror is the sweater, and you worry that other people will think you're crazy or perverted if you take it off.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby nosimpleway » Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:07 am

Friday wrote:<Friday> Romo
<Friday> when I was 17, a dog bit me
<Friday> it was very traumatic

100% expected this to end in tangerines

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby JD » Mon Aug 09, 2021 5:42 am

okay but in Rowling's defence, sheep-shagging jokes are a staple of British humour

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby mharr » Mon Aug 09, 2021 8:13 am

There is an expectation that you'll move beyond them by the age of 40 or so. In more class conscious circles at least.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:49 pm

mharr wrote:There is an expectation that you'll move beyond them by the age of 40 or so. In more class conscious circles at least.

But she was 35 when the book with the sheep-fucking joke was published.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby mharr » Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:18 pm

Actually it might be 50 anyway. Obviously I don't move in those circles.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Aug 09, 2021 5:20 pm

mharr wrote:Actually it might be 50 anyway. Obviously I don't move in those circles.

Plus you also live in Scotland now, where I expect there's no best-before date on sheep-fucking jokes.
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